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Thank you. prices and participation may vary. Prices may be higher in Hawaii, Alaska, and California, and for delivery. Welcome to another brand new episode of all Fantasy Everything,

the podcast that fantasy drafts anything and everything from the world of 2025's pop culture.

On today's episode, that's exactly what we're drafting.

Our guest today, a tradition like no other, Herman is back we need like a ha ha yeah do I get my own sound sure yeah what do you think it's

gonna be play jazz jazz no what do you want your sound to be I mean jazz does kind does kind of, like, fit my whole vibe. It's like a coastal elite glasses wearing intellectual. So why not? Let's go with that. All right, fantastic. Throw a little jazz in there. What kind of jazzian, Carvel? Don't put me on the smell. No jazz enthusiasts. Some of your finest Utah jazz. Let me go, yeah. About like 311. So Lori marketing. Is he right? 311? Yeah, absolutely. I think they typify jazz. I think a little like West Coast. Okay. You know, like a little cool, maybe a little West Coast cool jazz. All right, yeah. For whom the belt holes, maybe? Maybe for whom the bell tolls? What? That's not jazz. It's a metalica song?

Yeah.

Actually, yeah.

I'm down with that.

Uh-huh.

To whom the bell tolls.

Those songs, the problem with those songs, you go to the gym.

There isn't a problem with those songs.

There's a fucking problem with those songs. Alright. Keep it in your space. Hold my finger, I bring this out. Do you ever like, wrap your hand on my head? You ever go halfway down the bed? I'll do this where I'll be like, see, this is where the middle of the bed is and your pillow's just over on my side. I can't have that. That's what's happening over here. That's a fun nighttime big. Hold my finger like Ariana Grande. You guys are my version of that car. Thank you. It seems like maybe they're feuding now. Who? Well, Cynthia did have to miss the Golden Globes to play Dracula or play like 37 different versions of Dracula. Right, she's doing one reason for missing the show, right? Yeah. Interesting. Draculia.

Draculia.

Those Metallica songs are so long that you're at the gym like, you're like, yeah. And then four minutes later, you're like, all right, now they're kind of like just sort of like blam, blam-p-pump-pump-pim-p-p-p-p.

It's not like as, it doesn't get you as pumped anymore. The pit's not moving. Everyone's kind of like, yeah. They're taking a breather between pit stomp. Looking at that dude, like, I'm going to beat the shit out of you in a second. I'm your host, Ian Carmel.

With me as always are my friends and comedians,

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