Dolphins and Jets. Tua gets hurt in week 17. Zach Wilson has to come in to face the Jets in week 18, and it knocks the jets out of the playoffs. That is the optimal scenario for this football season. No, it isn't. Oh, my God. That sounds amazing. It sounds like it could happen. No, no, it couldn't. Don't say these things. Don't even put it in the universe. Thank you. The Pat Mayo Experience.

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This is the win totals draft.

The third annual, we need someone to keep track of this for us like we do every single year.

But this is one of the most fun shows that we do. Rob and actually Rob's not here tonight. He had to bail last second. So we have a replacement for him. That's going to be Jared and dated making Rob's picks for him. So whatever they pick for Rob is what Pizzola is going to get for the year. Jeff and Cam are on the line. Fellas, I believe you two are the two champions of the first two years of doing this. It's the way it should be. I got to tell you something, Pat, nice to talk. It feels like it's been fucking years and can't wait for football to come around. And you know what I love about Jeff? The honesty of Jeff. He calls me up one day, text me, hey, Cam, I owe you $100 from last year's pool. And I'm like, thank you, Jeff. Like, I actually need the money. So thank you very much. Tim, have you paid? Have you paid? Has Pizzola paid? I know you've paid, Pat. Anyway, whoever owes me money, send it immediately. Thanks. You're giving me a weird look here. I don't know whether you paid Cam or not.

You understand that. You haven't paid me, Tim, but we'll talk. Poor Cam. He needs the money. He can't even pay him. I have no memory. My water bill's like $340 because I haven't paid it in like eight months. So let's just get it. Let's get it together for all you guys out there.

But anyway, no, I don't think, no,

I know what, Pat, I know, I think, I haven't paid it in like eight months. So let's just get it. Let's get it together for all you guys

out there. But anyway, no, I don't think, no what, Pat? I know. I think, I don't even know what, Pazola did. No, Pat, you're free though. You took me out for dinner and gave me a hotel room. These other guys aren't off the hook. Jeff, how do you follow that up? I can't, but football's football's back, it kind of snuck up on me a little. And I'm really excited for it. It's one of my favorite shows of the year.

So with the way that this is going to turn out, Tim, Jeff and I will be doing the spread pick show that will be coming out very late on Tuesday evening or early Wednesday morning.

And Pizzola, Cam and I will be doing the Best Bet Show on Thursday morning for early Thursday afternoon.

Release if you're wondering about the schedule for those two shows.

I want to thank Jared and David for stepping in, both doing the audio, switching the cameras,

and making Pizzola's picks for him.

And I would really like to thank the person in studio with me.

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