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🗓️ 23 April 2025
⏱️ 72 minutes
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0:00.0 | You know, we all have central questions to our lives, but Ryan has been, you know, pondering this particular mystery universe for a long time about whether dogs can be Catholic. |
0:08.8 | And I just worry that the events of the week have set him back. |
0:13.7 | But I see that he has gone across the pond himself to seek those answers beneath the Vatican. |
0:19.3 | So good luck to him. |
0:20.5 | Dogs specifically Catholic? |
0:23.9 | That was his question. |
0:25.1 | It was, can dogs be Catholic? |
0:26.7 | Other denominations in play or just, are we focusing on that one? |
0:30.0 | I guess we'll wait until Ryan gets back. |
0:32.2 | Yeah. |
0:33.4 | I thought this was the introduction to his show. |
0:35.1 | Maybe it's something he just said. |
0:37.4 | The thing about being Catholic is that you have to, like, advance up through the quest line. |
0:42.0 | Like, like, you have to do, you have to do First Communion, you have to do First Reconciliation, you have to do confirmation. |
0:50.0 | I did all this for some reason. |
0:52.5 | So, like, I don't know if a dog can confess. |
1:00.1 | That feels like where, like, I'm not, I'm not totally sure if a dog has the sort of, like, |
1:07.8 | self-awareness to be able to confess to sit. |
1:10.6 | I mean, I think if you have ever come back to the house and seen garbage thrown all over the floor |
1:17.2 | and you're like, oh, I wonder who put this crime scene in the place. |
1:22.0 | And the dog is hiding in their bed. |
1:23.6 | Dog is sitting in the corner like, do to do nothing. |
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