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2025 NFL Draft Preview And Discontinued Fast Food Roundtable

Shutdown Fullcast

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Sports, Football

4.82.9K Ratings

🗓️ 23 April 2025

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

  • This episode starts with "Vatican III is for dogs," if you want to set your expectations ahead of time
  • The Haint ™ is also feeling EXTRA festive, so just prepare yourselves spiritually for that
  • We are minus one Ryan this week and plus one Victoria Zeller. Double celebrity author show!! Pre-order Victoria's book here, if you're a ball-knower or would like to be perceived as such: https://victoria.monster/#bookdrive
  • Charity Bowl results are in! Y'all blew us away! You can see the results at moneycannon.org. LET US NOW SING THE PRAISES OF THE MATTIVERSE
  • It's NFL Draft week, apparently, so we're drafting discontinued fast food items
  • This is an exercise that seems harmless enough but results in a confession from Spencer more horrifying than any Ricky Gervais voice he's ever done
  • Spencer crosses the bar
  • An unexpected wildlife encounter at Holly's place provides us with a rare unintentional cliffhanger
  • Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Russell Powell
  • Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz: https://linktr.ee/killerantz
  • Sign up for update's about Ryan's secret new project at falconscottproductions.com
  • Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/
  • DID YOU KNOW: Holly and Spencer write a year-round newsletter, featuring football and also unfootball things, at https://channel-6.ghost.io/

Transcript

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0:00.0

You know, we all have central questions to our lives, but Ryan has been, you know, pondering this particular mystery universe for a long time about whether dogs can be Catholic.

0:08.8

And I just worry that the events of the week have set him back.

0:13.7

But I see that he has gone across the pond himself to seek those answers beneath the Vatican.

0:19.3

So good luck to him.

0:20.5

Dogs specifically Catholic?

0:23.9

That was his question.

0:25.1

It was, can dogs be Catholic?

0:26.7

Other denominations in play or just, are we focusing on that one?

0:30.0

I guess we'll wait until Ryan gets back.

0:32.2

Yeah.

0:33.4

I thought this was the introduction to his show.

0:35.1

Maybe it's something he just said.

0:37.4

The thing about being Catholic is that you have to, like, advance up through the quest line.

0:42.0

Like, like, you have to do, you have to do First Communion, you have to do First Reconciliation, you have to do confirmation.

0:50.0

I did all this for some reason.

0:52.5

So, like, I don't know if a dog can confess.

1:00.1

That feels like where, like, I'm not, I'm not totally sure if a dog has the sort of, like,

1:07.8

self-awareness to be able to confess to sit.

1:10.6

I mean, I think if you have ever come back to the house and seen garbage thrown all over the floor

1:17.2

and you're like, oh, I wonder who put this crime scene in the place.

1:22.0

And the dog is hiding in their bed.

1:23.6

Dog is sitting in the corner like, do to do nothing.

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