2025 NFL Draft Preview And Discontinued Fast Food Roundtable
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🗓️ 23 April 2025
⏱️ 72 minutes
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Summary
- This episode starts with "Vatican III is for dogs," if you want to set your expectations ahead of time
- The Haint ™ is also feeling EXTRA festive, so just prepare yourselves spiritually for that
- We are minus one Ryan this week and plus one Victoria Zeller. Double celebrity author show!! Pre-order Victoria's book here, if you're a ball-knower or would like to be perceived as such: https://victoria.monster/#bookdrive
- Charity Bowl results are in! Y'all blew us away! You can see the results at moneycannon.org. LET US NOW SING THE PRAISES OF THE MATTIVERSE
- It's NFL Draft week, apparently, so we're drafting discontinued fast food items
- This is an exercise that seems harmless enough but results in a confession from Spencer more horrifying than any Ricky Gervais voice he's ever done
- Spencer crosses the bar
- An unexpected wildlife encounter at Holly's place provides us with a rare unintentional cliffhanger
- Fullcast theme song arranged and performed by Russell Powell
- Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz: https://linktr.ee/killerantz
- Sign up for update's about Ryan's secret new project at falconscottproductions.com
- Check out Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other work: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/
- DID YOU KNOW: Holly and Spencer write a year-round newsletter, featuring football and also unfootball things, at https://channel-6.ghost.io/
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| 0:00.0 | You know, we all have central questions to our lives, but Ryan has been, you know, pondering this particular mystery universe for a long time about whether dogs can be Catholic. |
| 0:08.8 | And I just worry that the events of the week have set him back. |
| 0:13.7 | But I see that he has gone across the pond himself to seek those answers beneath the Vatican. |
| 0:19.3 | So good luck to him. |
| 0:20.5 | Dogs specifically Catholic? |
| 0:23.9 | That was his question. |
| 0:25.1 | It was, can dogs be Catholic? |
| 0:26.7 | Other denominations in play or just, are we focusing on that one? |
| 0:30.0 | I guess we'll wait until Ryan gets back. |
| 0:32.2 | Yeah. |
| 0:33.4 | I thought this was the introduction to his show. |
| 0:35.1 | Maybe it's something he just said. |
| 0:37.4 | The thing about being Catholic is that you have to, like, advance up through the quest line. |
| 0:42.0 | Like, like, you have to do, you have to do First Communion, you have to do First Reconciliation, you have to do confirmation. |
| 0:50.0 | I did all this for some reason. |
| 0:52.5 | So, like, I don't know if a dog can confess. |
| 1:00.1 | That feels like where, like, I'm not, I'm not totally sure if a dog has the sort of, like, |
| 1:07.8 | self-awareness to be able to confess to sit. |
| 1:10.6 | I mean, I think if you have ever come back to the house and seen garbage thrown all over the floor |
| 1:17.2 | and you're like, oh, I wonder who put this crime scene in the place. |
| 1:22.0 | And the dog is hiding in their bed. |
| 1:23.6 | Dog is sitting in the corner like, do to do nothing. |
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