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🗓️ 12 November 2025
⏱️ 42 minutes
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Hamish admits to a grave mistake he made during last week’s award ceremony for the “Most Irrelevant Purchase” in his family’s household. The boys belt out some tunes in the final Jingle Joust of the year. Hamish investigates the fine print behind the “unlimited” popcorn offer at the cinemas, and everyone’s favourite cleaning game returns - “The Lady of Stain!”.
1. Irrelevant purchase retraction
2. Jingle joust
3. Unlimited popcorn
4. The Lady of Stain
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| 0:00.0 | A Listener Production |
| 0:04.0 | Activate your internet |
| 0:09.1 | because the Hamish and Andy podcast starts in three |
| 0:14.0 | two |
| 0:15.5 | Sorry, still buffering |
| 0:19.0 | One Ahoy to me me Sorry, still buffering. One! |
| 0:23.7 | Ahoy to me mezencephalon. |
| 0:26.6 | Habish. |
| 0:28.1 | A bit obvious, but play on. |
| 0:34.1 | Ahoy to me porn. |
| 0:36.9 | Jack. |
| 0:37.3 | Okay, well, there's no mega cepphalons in chess with the pawns. |
| 0:41.6 | That's true. |
| 0:42.0 | Is there a megacephalon hub that's a well-known website? |
| 0:49.8 | And I'm a medulla obligata. |
| 0:53.8 | Oh, that's a... |
| 0:55.6 | I do know what that is. |
| 0:57.0 | That's a part of the brain, I think. |
| 0:59.1 | Hey, brain on the haym brain. |
| 1:00.5 | Just using the old megacephalon to work things out, you know? |
| 1:03.6 | Congrats on the megacephalon, home. |
| 1:06.0 | The mesemcephalon. |
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