2025 Ep 311 - A Treat for the Platinum Poopers!

Hamish & Andy

LiSTNR

Comedy

4.9 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 1 October 2025

⏱️ 42 minutes

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Summary

Andy suspects someone out there has been a little too inspired by the show, so the boys launch an investigation in Segment Sleuth. Jack tries to upset Andy with his odd laundry routine, and the boys imagine what mandates they’d roll out if they ever ran for local office. Plus, Hamish unveils a fresh batch of GISS Tapes - exclusively for those who’ve hit Platinum Pooping status!

1. Segment Sleuth - crumpets
2. Upset Andy
3. If Andy were in politics
4. GISS presentation

Transcript

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0:00.0	A Listener Production
0:04.0	Activate your internet
0:09.1	Because the Hamish and Andy podcast starts in three
0:14.0	Two
0:15.5	Sorry, still buffering
0:19.0	One Ahoy to me, Sorry, still buffering. One!
0:23.9	Ahoy to me, sick.
0:25.9	Hamish.
0:26.7	Ooh.
0:28.0	Slang names for well-known positions around the office.
0:31.4	SEC, secretary, Janie, janitor.
0:34.7	No, it's not a word of my Janie, Jack.
0:36.8	It's my... Ahoy to my brute. Ahoy. Brute sec. Oh, cups of wine, champagne. He's on it? He's good. Gee, he's lost touch with the common man. I wouldn't even know, Jack. Cask or homemade. There are only two wines I know about. And I am due.
0:55.0	Spelled D-O-U-X.
0:57.1	Yes, the champagne spectrum of dryness levels.
1:02.8	Actually, didn't even know what a test.
1:05.6	The dew is the sweetest type of champagne.
1:07.9	It's very sweet.
1:09.6	Highest amount of sugar as well. The sec being
1:12.0	medium dry, off dry and the brute very dry. That's me. Ahoy also to Meg, who went to hamishnery.com
1:20.6	to let us know what she's been up to. Ahoy boys. I'm currently 20 weeks pregnant with a little baby boy.
1:27.4	When we were giving my mother-in-law some clues as to what we're going to name him,
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