2025 Ep 309 - Groundhog Day, But With More Weasels

Hamish & Andy

LiSTNR

Comedy

4.9 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 17 September 2025

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Summary

We can't believe it's happened again… Groundhog Day - or should we say Weasel Day?! Jack’s somehow wriggled his way into yet another shot at winning a prize from the listeners. This time, listener Leigh holds all the power and decides what kind of chance Jack will get to win the piano. Hamish and Jack break into song to celebrate Andy’s new naughty catchphrase. Plus, another round of Extreme Empaths, and Andy’s got a game involving his mother-in-law’s plates!

1. Jack vs. Leigh vs. The Listeners
2. “I say what I want”
3. Extreme Empaths
4. The plate game

Transcript

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0:00.0	A Listener Production
0:04.0	Activate your internet
0:09.1	Because the Hamish and Andy podcast starts in three
0:14.0	Two
0:15.4	Sorry, still buffering
0:19.0	One Ahoy to me Hammond Sorry, still buffering. One!
0:23.8	Ahoie to me Hammers, Hammer.
0:26.4	Yes, it's nicknames we would like to introduce.
0:31.2	Ahoie to me, damper.
0:33.2	I wouldn't mind Damper as a nickname.
0:35.5	It sounds very, like, true Australian.
0:37.7	A few people call you damper behind your back at parties.
0:41.8	Oh, no, dampen gear.
0:43.7	It sounds like you're dampening the mood.
0:45.1	No, dampers, like that bread that, like, Bush Rangers used to make.
0:48.8	Simple, high carb, Aussie, jackpost.
0:53.8	And I am keys.
0:56.7	Oh, we're all parts to be piano.
0:58.0	We are all parts of a piano.
1:00.4	The hammers that hit the strings, the dampens stop the strings.
1:04.8	That say to the strings, that's quite enough.
1:08.4	And of course the keys that make it happen.
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