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Hamish & Andy

2025 Ep 306 - Hamish Blows Dimmies & Tinnies Wide Open

Hamish & Andy

LiSTNR

Comedy

4.91.4K Ratings

🗓️ 27 August 2025

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

Hamish blows a few things wide open - including Andy’s beloved Dimmies & Tinnies! Andy recounts an awkward run-in with airport security and shares some secret audio on the ongoing TV raffle stitch-up involving his dad Mick, who has some very passionate thoughts about the size of the impending telly. Plus, it’s back - by very popular demand - another round of Jingle Joust! 

1. Hamish blows a few things wide open 
2. Andy has a shocker with airport security 
3. Jingle joust 
4. Raffle update - secret dinner conversations 

Transcript

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0:00.0

A Listener Production

0:04.0

Activate your internet

0:09.1

because the Hamish and Andy podcast starts in three

0:14.0

two

0:15.7

Sorry, still buffering

0:19.0

One Ahoey to the Masked Sorry, still buffering. One!

0:23.6

Ahoi to the master.

0:25.5

Hamish.

0:26.7

Yes, I think this is just the normal nicknames and roles we have on the show.

0:31.2

Ahoi to me dame.

0:33.5

Jack.

0:34.0

Ahoy.

0:34.8

Are we the people from the Barba Black Sheet?

0:38.0

You've got it. Are you the little boy that lives down the lane? I'm the little boy that lives down the lane. You just don't see Masters and Dames together too often aside from getting free wool. And it was crazy for me to be the little boy. Because obviously over there we have just a little boy. but it was going to be way too big a giveaway

0:35.4

if I said master

0:36.7

and a hoided a little boy, but it was going to be way too big a giveaway if I said master and a hoit from a little boy. The little boy who lives down the lane. Well done, good game. I felt like a bit of a softball, but... Well, you complain about the, you know, the hand plane from the wood, like planning too hard. That's true. What do you want? What do you want?

1:11.1

What do you want?

1:11.6

You want perfect balance each time between...

1:13.3

You want it to be a stretch but not impossible.

1:15.9

I think naming specific parts of a tool that is unique to one trade is quite wild.

1:22.5

To go, oh, we're all the parts of an optometrist's eye machine. Yeah, but if they did have a lens or something that, you know, that you could go, oh, we may, like, would that help you get? From memory, the woodworking tool was like the frog and the soul and the... It was a cheeky guy. But I enjoy that we all like the tough ones too. Can't just have softballs. Okay. A holly good fun. to Dean, who went to haemshnead.com and found the two. We all like the tough ones too. Can't just have softballs. Okay. Also, uh, to Dean, who went to hamishnead.com and found the tab easily. I know. He probably still there. Actually, it occurred to me accompanying the email. He said, I couldn't even find where to put this. So we should make that clear at homeadnearing.com. Oh, finally, a little bit of wiggle room, Jack. I'm the long quest to disable that as the technique and just get a WhatsApp.

2:04.2

And send us exactly what he's been up to and what he's pondering.

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