2025 Ep 304 - The Pact That Could Change Everything

Hamish & Andy

LiSTNR

Comedy

4.9 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 13 August 2025

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Summary

Andy drops a life-changing pact - and Jack’s way too quick to accept. Hamish admits he’s now reliant on ChatGPT (RIP Google), and worries what the robot thinks of him. The boys run a Gusto Check on a family business, pitting two brothers against each other in a tight battle, and Hamish kicks off this week’s Upset Andy with a personal account… involving the fruit bowl.

1. Andy’s $50k pact
2. Gusto check - brother vs brother
3. What does Chat GPT know about you?
4. Upset Andy

Transcript

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0:00.0	A Listener Production
0:04.0	Activate your internet
0:09.1	Because the Hamish and Andy podcast starts in three
0:14.0	Two
0:15.5	Sorry, still buffering
0:19.0	One Ahoie to me frog Sorry, still buffering. One!
0:23.6	Ahoie to me frog.
0:25.4	Hamish.
0:26.0	Yes, okay.
0:27.1	Happy to be famous amphibians or animals my daughter has in a razor form,
0:34.7	which would be a niche topic.
0:36.6	What's a razor?
0:37.3	What do you mean?
0:37.7	Like, has rubber's little, like, you know, pencil erasers. Oh, yes, yes. I thought he's got like an arachian scooter. She was riding around her. She rides the frog. Yeah, she rides the frog. She's big, too big for the tadpole these days, so she's on the frog. Ah, no, aoy to you. Chip, Jack, ahoie.
0:35.4	Fucking Chip.
0:36.6	Fucking Chip.
0:37.7	And I am the soul.
0:39.9	I mean... No, ahoie to you. Chip. Jack. Ahooy. Froggin' Chip. And I am the soul. I'm half, isn't it? Well, yeah, they do seem like three unrelated things, which I guess is the fun of the game. Yeah. If you're in woodwork, you would know it. I am loosely in woodwork. Oh, yeah? What are you making?
1:11.5	I drill.
1:13.5	Oh yeah, okay, okay.
1:16.8	We are the three main parts of a hand plane.
1:19.4	If you're going to plane a wood.
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