2025 Ep 290 - The Conclave’s Decision

Hamish & Andy

LiSTNR

Comedy

4.9 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 7 May 2025

⏱️ 42 minutes

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Summary

The sacred halls of the Special Skills Conclave open for the very first time to welcome Cardinal Jack and the Chosen Few. Each presents their case in a desperate bid to be named the Chosen One – the bearer of the skill destined to save Special Skills from extinction. Tensions rise, but one skill stands above the rest (according to Jack), and at last, the Chosen One is revealed. Hamish also reflects on the second most important selection of the week: the Federal Election.

1. Special Skills conclave
2. We meet the chosen one
3. Election graffiti

Transcript

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0:00.0	A Listener Production
0:04.0	Activate your internet
0:09.1	Because the Hamish and Andy podcast starts in three
0:14.0	Two
0:15.4	Sorry, still buffering
0:19.0	One Ahoy to me lots of Sorry, still buffering. One!
0:23.6	Ahoy to me, Lottse, Hamish.
0:26.5	Oh, yes, where things you put before the word bargain.
0:29.8	Lottse, heapsay, and plente.
0:32.6	Plente a bargain.
0:34.7	As you do your own ad, if you have a barbecue or a furniture warehouse.
0:40.6	True, but no, not today.
0:43.4	I'm going to trial, I'll hopefully I'll pronounce this right.
0:45.8	Ahoy to my Kanjinga.
0:48.7	Canjengiga doesn't really go with bargains.
0:51.8	I can tell the way Andy fell away from it at the end and sort of verbally
0:56.2	hit in the bushes. He wasn't confident. I was pretty happy. Ken Jenjinga. Even the way you're
1:03.9	saying it and smiling at us in high eyebrows, begging facially for us to go, yep, you nailed it.
1:09.9	You're still not confident.
1:11.9	There's a little bit of that. There's a little bit of that.
1:13.2	All right, no.
1:14.4	I think this will give it away.
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