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Look, I'm just going to be honest. It's going to be a very heavy NFL day today. If you tuned into the junk's looking for a Nats talk or WMBA talk or anything of that ilk, today is not the show for you.

Probably not.

No EP today.

Sorry, this is just not the show for you.

We're not breaking down U.S. Open matchups for the weekend? Sorry, I mean, I like tennis. I like tennis a lot. I just don't think we're going to get to a lot of that. Damn. For those of you guys that have like 10 fantasy teams, have you already set your lineups?

I have, but there will be a time probably around 6 or 6.30. those of you guys that have like 10 fantasy teams have you already set your lineups i have but

there will be a time probably around six or six 30 where i'll have to just go in and make sure everything

final check make sure that i don't have guys in the flex position who are playing tonight all of those

things that the season fantasy vets out there know to do with their teams all right hold on what on. What do you mean you don't have guys that are in a flex position playing tonight? You don't want the guys that are playing in the early part of the schedule in your flex spots because you want flexibility of moving guys around in case. Oh, my God. You want to save the flex spots for the guys who are the later later windows of the NFL week one. All right. There you have. See, you've been out of the fantasy streets for a long time. So I can understand your muscle there isn't really working. Kakes and I did a draft last night. We did, yes. And he did it from the poker table. I was really degenning it up.

Yeah, I was between hands and maybe sometimes actually kind of during the hands. I would have my phone on the rail of the poker table, which is kind of a no-no. I was going to say, you're not allowed to do that. But the dealer really didn't say anything. Did you tell the dealer what the deal was the deal was? For the most part, I was making picks

like while I had mucked a hand.

I wasn't actively like, say anything. Did you tell the dealer what the deal was? For the most part, I was making picks

like while I had mucked a hand. I wasn't actively like slowing down play. Tournaments in your name. That's in your name. That's true, but I want to have good poker etiquette while I'm there. I don't want to be a jerk. You know what I mean? I want to slow down play for everybody that comes out and spends their money to enter the field,

which, by the way, did not cash,

finished well short of the money. what I mean. I want to slow down play for everybody that comes out and spends their money to enter the

field, which, by the way, did not cash, finished well short of the money. That's what happens when you get all your money in with a pair of jacks, and the guy says, oh, those jacks are nice, but how about I flopped the straight? And then takes 95% of my chips. It's bye-bye. The next hand is bye-bye. Back to the room. That's fine because I got more sleep.

And I was able to do my playoff predictions. percent of my chips. It's bye-bye. The next hand is bye-bye. Back to the room. But that's fine because I got more sleep.

And I was able to do my playoff predictions and all those predictions that we'll do later in the show today and bold predictions. We got a lot to hit on the show today. We also. We also. We also. We also. So we'll talk fantasy football with him. Brian Baldinger is going to join us at 720.

He's a regular guest during the NFL season.

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