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I'm Shannon the dude being joined by Billy the breaker because he broke lamps at Ashley Furniture on Friday.

Did you have anything you want to break to start the show today, Billy?

Anything in the studio?

Maybe that TV behind you, just knock it off the wall and break it. Yeah, thank you for the reminder. I had put that behind me. Oh, I haven't. Had a good weekend. I haven't had the chance to give you hell about it. The first thing is the lamp. Yeah. But I'm good, Shannon. Your boy was a little close to being late to the show this morning. I don't know if it was the snow or the Monday traffic, but we made it, and we're ready to go. But yeah, not Billy R. Sports's finest moment Friday at Ashley Furniture, but we had a great time, didn't we? Oh, yeah, we did until, you know, we had a great pre-show, and then you immediately started breaking stuff, and we had to put you in time out. We had to say, hey, go over there and lay on the mattresses where you can't break anything.

So I don't know. Did, uh, I know we

ended up signing that lamp. So I guess that lamp is now going to be in the Glasgow, the broken

lamp that's autographed by the KSR crew, I guess will be on display at Ashley Furniture for anybody

who wants to go by and see it in

Glasgow.

Yeah, and really the only thing that was missing was Stone Cold Steel Austin was to come out right after the lamp break. That's the right guy, right? That's right. Yeah. But, you know, I'm profusely apologizing at this point, but the owner goes, you know what? It's all good. and if anybody comes in and buys a mattress this weekend,

they get a free Billy lamp.

Oh, really?

Okay.

And I'm like, okay. That's funny. And, but I don't know if it was true or not. I think it was Shannon. But I guess if you bought a mattress, you didn't get the broken one. You actually got the one, the model that worked. So I'd like to say that I helped out a couple people this weekend. Okay, I see what you're doing.

Yeah. I was always under the impression if you break it, you buy it.

Apparently they didn't have that for you.

Well, when you don't have the money to buy it, Shannon, there's not a, you know, dishes to do in the back.

Like you're a restaurant, you don't have money to pay the check.

So they were just like, all all right go on get then yeah

uh billy i think this basketball team is broken friday night uh my god where do we start i mean this

is one of the most embarrassing losses i can remember in a long time 35 point loss to gonzaga

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