Once a year the Galactic Federation holds a conference to discuss the realm of Earth. I've maybe talked about this conference before.

It happens once a year, although it's happening outside of where time exists.

So I don't know how everyone else is getting there.

I don't know how I've gotten there a couple times on accident, but I really don't know how

everyone else keeps track of that.

Once a Year thing, because years are not real.

But it was last week, and I missed it.

Which is, who cares?

Anyway, these are the notes from the conference

that I printed out from an email which does, you know,

kind of lend itself to my argument that this could have just been an email.

We've got some good news for some of you we've got some bad news for others of you.

I guess the biggest piece of news here is that humanity has

avoided the most catastrophic timeline. So congratulations. You're probably not going to go back to it. You have been edging with the most catastrophic timeline for about four and a half years and I mean heavy edging. I mean making

out with getting real close with the most catastrophic timeline.

We didn't know if you're going to make it.

We really didn't know if you were going to pull it off,

but you have pulled it off through a series of timeline jumps

over the course of the last nine months.

Some of you are privy to those timeline jumps.

Some of you are not.

Things have gotten strange.

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