2024: Not On Fleek

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

5 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 31 December 2024

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Episode #669: It’s New Year's Eve! Our New Year's clock strikes "midnight" at 48 minutes and 42 seconds, which means if you start playing this episode (after the ads) at 11:11 and 18 seconds, our clock will strike midnight AT THE SAME TIME!!!!! Who are you watching? Grandma Green Venezuelan New Years Red underwear, 24 grapes, and a dollar bill soaked in champagne Widespread Panic new years concerts Uvula Our loves from 2024 “On fleek” Our hates from 2024 Our regrets from 2024 Our desires for 2025 Astrid is banned from tiktok COUNTDOWN TO NYE! Bryan got cockblocked at a Braves game Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB Follow Us: IG: @thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast YT: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak www.tcbpodcast.com Executive Producer: Bryan Green Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Astrid B. Green Producer & Audio Editor: Christina Archer Christina’s Podcast: Apple Podcasts & Spotify To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	This episode is brought to you by Shopify.
0:03.0	Looking to start a side hustle or become your own boss, do it with Shopify.
0:06.9	Whether you're selling succulents or stilettos,
0:09.3	Shopify has the industry leading tools to help you create, control and grow your own business.
0:13.9	So get serious about selling and get Shopify today.
0:16.9	Sign up for a £1 per month trial period at Shopify.com.com slash special offer, all lowercase.
0:23.1	That's Shopify.com.com slash special offer.
0:26.6	Being a marketer is no sweat. You just have to manage dozens of channels, launch hundreds of campaigns, score thousands of leads and...
0:32.5	Okay, fine. It's a lot of sweat. Unless you have HubSpot's AI-powered marketing tools to help you do all that and more.
0:39.0	Get started at HubSpot.com slash marketers.
0:41.7	I'm off to Glokechampers through a funnel to off and out.
0:50.8	On this episode of the Commercial Break.
0:54.1	What did you regret in 2024?
0:56.5	This one, I'm hoping, will be introspective.
0:59.6	Oh, okay.
1:00.5	Let me see.
1:01.6	But Chrissy says, no, it's going to be Teresa Caputo.
1:05.0	I said that Jeff and I didn't cook naked enough.
1:07.9	Oh, there you go.
1:09.3	Hey, that's a good one.
1:10.4	That is a good one. 2025 one. That is a good one.
1:11.9	That is a good one.
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