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Good morning, sweet world! And welcome to the No Dunks podcast on the Athletic Network. It's Thursday, June 27th, 2004. I'm Jay E. Skeeth here in the Classic Factory, and alongside me, as always, Tass Melis. Podcast listeners, this is for you. Next to him. It's the bearded one. A top shot hot boy, Trey Kirby. Hey, yo. Hey, but not least, making the magic happen, super producer, J.D. Hello. There he is. And here we are to recap night one of the NBA draft. Can you believe we got to do this all over again later today with night two, day two, really, as they get ready at 4 o'clock this afternoon. So let's do some NBA draft winners,

losers, surprises, big questions. We'll jump around and then get to some random notes.

Tass, who's your big winner from draft night? I got the Zards, the Washington Wizards,

because they have picked a direction. They realize that the Jordan Poole, Kyle Kuzma, Gafford, Avdya thing just ain't working. Goes back to the trade deadline, they traded Gafford. And then going into the draft, they traded Avdia. Love that guy. He's had a great season. Really, really good. Every single good team out there wants Denny Avidia goes to the Portland Trailblazers.

Not a good team. But they traded. Malcolm Brogden and two first round picks, essentially, the number

14 in yesterday's draft and a future pick. And then they go into the draft and I thought at the number

two pick, I'd wish for them that they had the number one pick, but Alexandra Tsar only worked out for them, didn't work out for the Atlanta Hawks, I suppose, because

there's rumors that he just didn't like the future of the Hawks. They obviously have

Clint Capella and I, Anjka and Kongu at center, so he was happy to work out for the Wizards.

He goes there with the number two pick. He's got a fellow Frenchman with Bilal Kula Bali there. He can play defense. He can protect the rim. Some people say he's got that most potential out of anybody in the draft. And then with the number 14 pick that they got in that Avdiah trade, I should say. They got Bubb, Bob Carrington.

Great name.

Good name.

From Pittsburgh, number 40.

He scores everywhere.

He gets people involved.

And then they traded up for the 24 pick in Kishan, George, who from Miami shoots the ball

extremely well, at 41% from 3.

And as we will see later, if you're watching on YouTube, he gets his handles going at all times. He grabbed the ball from the table at the draft and started dribbling it. That gold ball, which was cool. First time I think they've given a gold ball to each player that's potentially being dropped. Personalized for sure. A little engraved on it there.

He had it down.

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