Because my understanding as a non-sports person is that the Knicks and Philly. Yeah. And I'm kind of like both a New York and Philly person. You know. Oh, perfect. If you had to pick. You stay out of it. No, you feel closer to one? See both of the other. I mean, I got to go home to Philly. So I think I got to, you know. I just really, yeah, I want Philly's spite to win the day because there's just something, there's an edge to the way, like, Philadelphians, even when they win, they fucking are, they hate it somehow that I'm like this, yes, yes, yes. Yeah. I was just reading that the Sixers are like, if people are trying to buy tickets and their addresses aren't in the greater Philadelphia area, they're like, no, no.

We don't need usurpers in here.

We need all, we need every Philadelphian possible.

Not the strongest fan building program.

Yeah, but still, but still.

This is an I-Heart podcast, guaranteed human.

Oh, hello, the internet, and welcome to season 437, episode two of the daily Zykeiser production of IHeartRadio.

This is a podcast where we take a deep dive into America's shared, sorted consciousness through the day's news.

We also have a new, obviously, you know, the non-news history version of the episodes, dropping every Monday, the icon episodes where we've talked about things people like Whitney Houston, Frida Kahlo,

Bin Laden's love obsession with Whitney Houston, that to the point he wanted to go after Bobby Brown

because he felt Bobby Brown was in the way of him being with Whitney Houston.

And even talking about people like Mr. Bean, Anna Wintour is coming up. Just icons and what they say about us.

I did I did Sherlock Holmes. You did Sherlock Holmes, yes, where we found out he did a 7%

cocaine solution injection, but not too much cocaine. Yeah. I just like that it was in there,

but in a way that felt very like prescriptive. Like, well, only 7%. Not me, come on.

The solution, which I got to work directly into my veins.

But anyway, here we are.

It is Tuesday, May 5th, 2026.

For all you drunk Americans, probably got your weird sombreros on and culturally insensitive.

That's fine.

Garments on for Cinco de Ma.

I'm like, isn't this like Independence Day? No, it is not. But it's also National Heuggy Day. Shout out all my Philadelphians out there. They're going to Wawa for a Heuggy. It's also in Japan, it's Kodomono Hi, which is Children's Day. It's hug a shed and take a selfie day. Don't even know what that means.

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