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Thank you so much everybody. Good evening, and Merry Christmas, everyone. I'm Joe Mackey filling in for Greg on this special edition of Gutfeld. It's Boxing Day in many countries where bosses treat their staves and those less fortunate to gifts. That's why Greg is still on paternity leave.

Now that Christmas is over, everyone's focused on New Year's.

This afternoon, for instance, a Venezuelan gang member counted backwards from 10

before taking myself home.

After a 40-year break, Joel Kola is making a comeback with triple the caffeine content.

It's so jam-packed with caffeine that when President Biden took a sip, his heart actually started beating.

CNN is fishing 2024 with the lowest audience numbers in the network's history in the 25 to 54-year-old demo.

There's talk of layoffs and pay cuts, and in fact, Christian Amman Poor changed her name to Christian really freaking poor.

New Jersey residents are reporting questionable odors and taste from their tap water.

Also exhibiting questionable odors and tastes, New Jersey residents.

Fair enough.

Jenna Bush-Hager announced on the Today Show that she doesn't wear panties.

That makes her the second morning talk show host to admit to going commando.

MSNBC's Lawrence O'Donnell says the next tunnel underneath the Hudson River should be named after Joe Biden.

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