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2023 Top 40 QB Countdown: #24-20: "It's time to crap"

Chris Simms Unbuttoned

Chris Simms

Sports, Football

4.71.5K Ratings

🗓️ 24 May 2023

⏱️ 89 minutes

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Summary

Chris (@CSimmsQB) and Ahmed (@ahmedNBC) hit the "Sh!t or Get Off the Pot" tier of the Top 40 QB Countdown. Plus the guys talk about Honorable Mentions who missed the list, and we get a question from Ahmed's red pants. But first, Simms tells us how he lost his four front teeth.

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0:00.0

The first time he gave me like a nice giggle to act like it was funny. Yeah. And then the second time he was like, okay, you're a loser now. And that's when you realize, oh wait, that was a loser. Yeah, that first time I'd have been back to now.

0:16.0

Exactly right.

0:18.0

Oh, yeah, baby, what's up? Yo, yo, yo, it's Christmas. It's Christmas. I'm buttoned. And that's right. I am the loser. There is one loser at this desk. It is me. I'm a dork. I'm not cool.

0:29.0

People would have disagreed with me. And Ahmed is here and he's the cool professional classy guy as always. No, no, no, no, no. There are people that think we're both dorks.

0:37.0

Okay, good. Thanks. You're in the dork boat with me. I'm in the door. You're right. You definitely would have been next to me at the club doing that.

0:43.0

With me with Chris Katan, we were awesome there. Yeah, we were so simpatico. I'm sure he appreciated that. That's like my mom all the time. It's just like I find someone who went to Syracuse or something or grew up in Michigan. Yeah.

0:56.0

And she was like, oh, man, did you talk about that? I was like, this is a famous person that probably comes up to people all the time. It's like, I grew up in the same state as you. It's like, I don't want to do that.

1:04.0

Yeah, I hear you. I hear you. When you're in the public eye, you can have weird things like that. Like every now and then I have a somebody who I met once, right?

1:15.0

Yeah. And now I see them again nine months later. And they'll be like offended. I don't remember their name. Oh, yeah. And I'm like, dude, we met in the parking lot. I meet 900 people a day.

1:27.0

It come up to me. I love your dad full of some time. I saw you. What about where you're right? Jalen hurts. I mean, I have shit like that every day of my life.

1:34.0

So, you know, excuse me, but I don't know what people think. What do you say? You go, buddy? Thanks, buddy. Oh, good seeing you again, buddy. Hey, what's up, dude? Hey, it's hard sometimes. But it is. I'm horrible with names. I'm great with faces. Like I'm, I don't forget a face. I'm pretty good that way. But names.

1:50.0

Like if I don't get to see it a little bit, right, where like the names outside some of the offices we have here. Yeah, I could, I know these people's names because of that.

2:00.0

I've seen it a few times and I look in the office and go, oh, that's, you know, that's Tim. Tim's there, right? Where other, you know, if I don't have that, I'm always like, man, what did they tell me that time? I met them like, and I can't forget.

2:11.0

I need to wear a name tags like Cody Mark. Remember him? You had no idea who he was. He's almost a first round off. That's a line. That's where the crap out there.

2:21.0

All right. So we're going to do names here today. We are going to remember these names. The names of the quarterbacks on your top 40 countdown list. We're making our way through.

2:29.0

We're going from 24 to 20, making a list, which is five players. I always get thrown off by that. You go 24, 20. That's everybody. What's up with that in sports, right? Everybody does that in sports.

2:40.0

I always get it like with career, like people's careers, right? Yes. Where they just add. And I'm like, no, this isn't an addition. This is someone's life. They lived that year. We didn't just, you know, add it on. Yeah, I played 94 to 96. We're like, oh, that's two years. No, it's three. We played in 94, right? I see it with my dad a lot because he's 79 to 93. So people go, oh, you're dad in this 14 year career. And I go, damn, no, he 15. Yeah, that 15th year was a good year. Yeah, there might be a year in the middle of that.

3:09.0

That he wants to throw out. So I'm sure there's a few. Yeah. Um, so we're doing five quarterbacks. We're also well, at the end of this pod. Yeah, we're going to reveal who did not make the list. Right. And so I think we're getting to the point where if you have not heard a name and he's kind of a borderline quarterback.

3:23.0

Hey, you'll be on this. He ain't coming up. That's right. So we've got all of our quarterbacks today in one tier. One tier. So before we. Yeah, I wasn't said before we get to it. Go ahead. Sorry. Sorry. Before we get to that tier.

3:36.0

We got Wyatt and EJ who have been in the lab. Again, they do all the creative stuff. You know, we tried to match their intensity and their creativity, but they're amazing at it. Um, is this what you were.

3:49.0

I was like, wait, I didn't see this. I just kind of stumbled upon it. That's why you have a song. I thought you were about to skip it. I know I almost was, but I went back. We have a song now. Thanks to those two. Here it is for the top 40 countdown.

4:06.0

Quarterback quarterback. Quarterback list. Quarterback quarterback. Quarterback list. Quarterback quarterback. Quarterback list.

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