What is up, Hotties? Welcome back to another episode of Stay Hot. I'm Bladen Kirk,

and as always, by my two favorite co-hosts of all time, Matthew Spineauer and Theo Ash. We are here,

of course, to talk about game one and game two of the NBA finals. So, of course, you already know

that we have a great episode playing for you all today. But we are also, as we have been during this stretch,

going to do another NFL awards draft. Today we're doing MVP. It's the last of

these. We did rookie of the year. We did offensive and defensive player of the year. And now we

are doing MVP. And then we will wrap things up, of course, at the end of this

episode with a mailbag segment where we will be pulling questions from our Twitter today.

So make sure if you aren't already, follow us on Twitter at Stay Hot Pod. But before we get

into all of that, Matt Theo, how are you all doing today? Oh, I'm just, I've actually been on a grand adventure.

We always talk about how there's no odyssey that we can be on by the time we record these things.

But I woke up in Denver and now I'm here in Flagstaff and I was driving down.

And the mountains are no joke, man.

The elevation, I'm driving through at like

3 a.m. because that's when I started. And I'm driving through nearly snow. Like there's ski resorts

all around me with snow still on the mountain top. So that threw me off. And then the sun came up.

And I was driving in a more deserty type of area

and I was so tired that I just parked my car like in the desert and I slept for an hour

because I was just so tired and I was at seven hours left to go. So I took a big nap in the desert

in my car. And I saw Bam at a bio when I was in big nap in the desert in my car.

And I saw Bam at a bio when I was in Denver in between games one and two.

He was at Target and he was buying Fabriz.

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