2023 New Year’s Resolutions

Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People

Chris Gethard

Society & Culture

4.8 • 9K Ratings

🗓️ 3 January 2023

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

Hike to the mesosphere. Be a better partner, but most importantly, stop being apologetic about your farts. New year's resolutions are serious business in 2023! Geth speaks with someone who's preparing a 5 minute clowning act, a woman who intends to complete an 18,000 piece puzzle, a college student addicted to collecting fountain pens, and resolutions from former callers.

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0:00.0	Hello to everybody who wants to fart more freely.
0:08.2	It's the annual New Year's resolution episode of Beautiful Anonymous.
0:13.2	Many, many phone calls.
0:14.9	Who knows how many hours.
0:17.0	No names except one guy who slipped up towards the end but we'll be able to.
0:20.8	And phone calls.
0:21.8	Yeah, a lot of phone calls.
0:23.8	I'd rather go one on one.
0:34.8	Hi everybody, Chris Gatherer here wishing you a happy New Year.
0:38.1	What a year we had.
0:39.8	Everybody who's listening to Vatch for me.
0:41.8	We went on a hot street this year.
0:43.4	We had call after call up, just bangers.
0:46.2	And that's because the show exists.
0:49.2	Of course, it's because there's people who work hard on it but most of all it's because
0:51.9	you people are out there.
0:54.0	Bring in the heat with these stories and I feel so lucky that we get to do this show and
0:57.8	I hope that we get to do it forever.
0:59.8	I feel great every year.
1:01.6	I kind of forget how physically strenuous this New Year's episode is when we just do call
1:07.2	after call after call.
1:09.2	But what I remember every time is that it's joyous and it's fun.
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