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Total Soccer Show: USMNT, Champions League, EPL, and more ...

2023 MLS regular season superlatives: best player, best coach, biggest surprise, biggest disappointment, and many more!

Total Soccer Show: USMNT, Champions League, EPL, and more ...

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Soccer, News, Sports News, Sports

4.83.7K Ratings

🗓️ 26 September 2023

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

The presenting sponsor for this week's Total Soccer Show episodes is Lectric eBikes, makers of the #1 selling eBikes in America!

Taylor is joined by Joe and David to discuss urban populations centers... but mostly to hand out some superlatives for the 2023 MLS regular season. Official categories (a few more were thrown-in on the fly) are:

1) Best player

2) Best team

3) Best transfer

4) Best transfer that isn't Messi

5) Best coach

6) Biggest surprise

7) Biggest disappointment

8) Most likely to improve

9) Best young player

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Thank you. Hello, hello everybody and welcome to the total soccer show. My name is Taylor Rockwell, and today, with the MLS regular season coming to a close, or soon to come to a close, we're handing out some season superlatives from players, clubs, and coaches, and by we, I mean primarily my two co-hosts, I'm going to be doing a lot of silent thinking and listening,

1:15.3

I think, on this episode. From somewhere in or around New York, for now, it's Mr. David Goss.

1:15.8

Hello, David.

1:19.0

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1:27.2

David, to continue a conversation we had at the beginning of our pre-show chat, how often do you think about the Roman Empire since that seems to be an ever-present fixture on the show these days?

1:31.1

So, weirdly not that much for someone who accidentally got a history major by taking all history electives in college.

1:38.3

But the other trend that I've seen is Googling populations of cities five times a day.

1:45.5

Google mapping places or Googling populations of cities, that's like, I mean, 365 times a year

1:52.4

wouldn't even get close.

1:53.5

So if you're doing math like that, it's every day multiple times.

1:57.5

Okay.

1:57.7

So you are familiar with that trend of how often do you think about the Roman Empire then?

2:01.7

And if you were giving a numerical answer, though, is it like once a month? Is it every couple

2:06.1

weeks? Where are we at, Gus? Probably every couple weeks. I'd say there are other empires that I

2:11.2

probably think about more. Interesting. And why are you looking up city populations? We are going to

2:15.7

talk about soccer, but I'm immediately sidetracked by fascinating. You have to know how big a place is and where it is and what it's located near. Do you? Yeah, because I don't like when people are like, oh, well, like, yeah, like everyone lives in Austin. And you're like, no, look up the population. Not everyone lives in Austin. Everyone lives in San Antonio.

2:35.1

You didn't know that until you looked it up.

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