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Chris Simms Unbuttoned

2023 Draft DT Rankings + Jalen Hurts contract extension

Chris Simms Unbuttoned

Chris Simms

Sports, Football

4.71.5K Ratings

🗓️ 17 April 2023

⏱️ 95 minutes

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Summary

It's Big Butt time! Chris (@CSimmsQB) and Ahmed (@ahmedNBC) hit the DT portion of our 2023 Draft rankings series. Also, is there a chance the Texans DON'T take a QB at No. 2 overall?

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0:00.0

Sunday night I cannot go to sleep anymore. It's like I have like the Sunday Sunday scare. I'm like anxious. You have to face Floria in mere hours from when you go to bed. That's that too. It's unsettling.

0:18.0

Yo, yo, yo, yo, what's up? It's Chris Sims. It's Chris Sims. I'm button. I'm at Veritas here. It is a Monday and I did not have a full night of sleep, but it was better. It was better. We're trending in the right direction. Arrow up. Okay. Did you change anything? Did you do anything differently? I didn't drink yesterday, right? So like I told you in the past, like on Sundays, I usually, you know, 4.35 o'clock, maybe have like that one drink and then like that's it for the day, right? Okay. I didn't do that. So like I fell asleep.

0:48.0

Sleepy. I went into a deep sleep, but like still nonetheless woke up at 4am with like, and that was I believe my third bathroom break of the night, right? I drank too much water. And I'm definitely at that age of like if you drink too much water, even if I don't drink water, I'm going to drink pay one time during the night, right? If I drink a glass of water before I go to bed, I'm going to pee twice before I go to the night. And I drank like a lot before that. So yeah, that happens to me sometimes. That's crazy. Just take this in. That's good for you. It's just the age of this.

1:18.0

It doesn't happen anymore. It's it's a very real thing. I'm learning from over 40 year old men. Our bodies are like, what are we going to do with this? Why'd you give this to get it out now?

1:26.6

Water? What is it exactly? But then I got the brain going at 4am and then I started, you know, it's just one little slippage of like the brain going down the wrong tunnel. Oh, right? Yes. Oh man. Yeah. Yeah. I'm like, oh, I got a lot of safeties on my list that I got to watch or, you know, oh, you know, just anything.

1:45.8

All of a sudden the brain sparks and all of a sudden, here we go. And I'm down a wormhole. And I'm like, fuck. Yeah. It's 420. And I'm still awake.

1:53.8

Fire and I asleep. Correct. Knowing you for what are we going on now? Four years ahead? No. Yeah. I can tell that you are someone who once the brain starts going, it's hard to

2:03.0

show. It's hard to stop me. It is. It is. It definitely is. And I can yeah, it just it was one of those things. But I look at it's like, I feel pretty good today.

2:09.3

Better than I had the last few months. Okay. Good. All right. How did good weekend? We had some nice weather up here in the Northeast. Yeah. Right?

2:15.5

How'd you do? You doing all right? That was good. I was in the last week with some family. Yeah. Yeah. But I listened on the way back to you and Conner talking about the offensive lineman.

2:23.1

That was shocked. It was like an hour and a half. And you talked about 10 dudes. I know. We got a lot in. Oh, we definitely did. There's a drill sergeant here. He did. He kept it going.

2:31.3

He was like, are you starting next next? Yeah. Which is probably good for all of us aligning because it's not a ton to unpack. At least that's sexy for the listeners out there. But yeah, we had some good combos.

2:40.9

And thanks to Conner once again for subbing for you. It was awesome. It was great. And then

2:45.5

I mean, today is like, it's a great day. This is a monumental day for the for our podcasts and you and me. So you've built your reputation on quarterbacks.

2:53.3

Obviously, you know, I guess quarterbacks and you know what you're talking about there. But I like to believe that for as long as you've

3:00.4

been talking about legs and thighs and butts. Yeah. I know something about that too. This is the pot of butts. Isn't this the pot of big butts? Exactly.

3:08.4

We got a tweet here from JB tweets, who said not a question, but I'm it. The homies cannot last until September for big butts, not to mention.

3:16.4

What else is Ahmed going to do this summer? This is literally the only thing you know, it's literally like you have a contract with NBC that just says evaluate butts.

3:23.9

Yes. Here we go. We're paying use this amount to evaluate butts. Everything else is just what we don't even screw it. Tell them the hell was Sunday baseball. Yeah.

3:33.8

You got butts to worry about. Kentucky Derby. We got butts to worry about. They go, what do you do on that unbuttoned podcast? I go the

3:41.1

butts. I do. I'm the butt. I'm the unbut the butt part. It's part of the part of the name of the podcast. It's all part of our play on words here. So

3:49.6

so we will talk about the butts. We talked about the edge butts already. Right. Create a stir here a little bit, but we're going to talk about the big

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