This is not a show. David Feldman is on vacation and I'm his stuntman as well as occasional body double.

He needs a body double in case he meets someone who requires physical and emotional intimacy.

He's not capable of that.

That's where I come in.

Anyway, this isn't a show.

I'm David Feldman's stuntman and body double

and we're coming up on the end of the year. We need to do some maintenance to make sure all the systems are up and

running for when David returns from his big vacation and by big vacation he's just in his studio apartment

sleeping 18 hours a day. This is not a show I'm just doing maintenance here. I'm flushing out the pipes putting in a new ring seal scrubbing the rust off the overflow tube making sure the fill valve and the flush valve are communicating with one another and running a few tests

on the float, the flapper and the shutoff valve.

This is just the ordinary maintenance we like to do at the end of the year, so this is not a show.

We're just doing what I call preventative care.

The things with these podcasts is when they get to be 15 years old,

if you don't keep an eye on things they tend to break down. So this is not a show. We're just

doing maintenance here. David will be back next week with a brand new episode. again, we're just doing some maintenance.

Don't mind us.

They say 2024 is going to be a difficult year.

They say it's going to be scary. Elections do have

consequences, but I'm done with predictions. I know what I know and it doesn't

matter how next year plays out. I know what I know and it doesn't matter how next year plays out. I know that there are people

willing to fight for America. I see it in Maine and Colorado where they've just thrown

Donald Trump off the ballot.

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