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This is Kentucky sport radio presented by Stockton Mortgage. Now here's Matt Jones.

Welcome to the club, Kentucky sport radio Tuesday, August 8th. I'm Matt Jones here at the KS bar and grill with Ryan Limond and we would like you to come out have lunch. Do your thing.

Well, don't do your thing, but come have lunch here at KS bar and grill without a lunch here today. All right, you can give a shout out the Clarks pump a chop phone line 8 5 9 2 8 0 2287.

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We call TJ. He'll make them pay. We are going to have Tom heart on. Tom decided to drive around instead of be connected to the show at first and thought he could get connected that way.

So we're still trying to get him a good connection, but hopefully he will join us here at some point and I look forward to it.

I've never co-hosted a show with Tom. He's been a guest and then he's hosted when I'm not here, but I've never co-hosted it and hopefully we'll get to do that today.

I didn't realize that. So you said it, but it's right. You know, he's been on. He hosted one time and drew and I co-hosted most recently. He was just a co-host that came on. So he's done both roles, but never with you.

Never with me. I've never I've never gotten to do it with him. So I'm looking forward to it. So we will have him on as we wait for him to get connected with the powers that be.

Ryan, I'm going. Can I tell you a little story about my morning? Is this the one you said you teased me about? Yeah. So it was both frustrating, but then I also think you'll be proud of it.

All right. I went to my new McDonald's on Harrisburg Road. I mean, I hate to break it up with these days. Sometimes you got to do it, but we've moved on. Found a new McDonald's. Yeah.

Working out. We're in the honeymoon phase. Sure. Sure. Things nice. Everything's nice. Happy. They're very quick. That's one of the things I like. It's bam, bam, bam. In and out. We get the two lanes merge. Right. Two lanes into one. I saw this developing way before it happened. Okay.

Now you and I, I think would agree in the two lanes merge. What's the rule? Alternate? I try. You have to alternate. It's the only way the system works. Yes. Right. It can't be a race to the post. It has to be alternate inside outside inside outside inside outside.

Inside outside. Am I supposed to keep their orders in line inside the restaurant? I've learned by the way that the way they do the orders in the restaurant is they have the color and make of your car. Yeah. I don't know who does that.

I get. I don't know if there's some manually typing it, but that's how they know because they almost never get it wrong. If you think about it. Yeah. But still inside outside inside outside. All right. I'm watching outside lane gets two cars in a row.

The inside lane it looked like might have been taken a little while, but I'm sitting there waiting. Then they come to me. Quick order. Bam, bam. Pull up. There you go. Probably about the same time. Another outside lane goes, but there have been two outside lane cars in a row. Right. So it's clearly my time. Yeah. This woman. She's driving the car. I can see she's got the I'm not letting him in thing going because if you think about it, the outside has a little way.

Yeah, it does because he can because she can get right up on the bumper. Now most people would say, let her go. That's not what I say.

Because we're right. We have to have order in this. Yes. You know what? If we don't have order, what do we have? We have a us. We have anarchy. Yeah. And that's not good. A society does not work with anarchy. So I decide. Well, the good thing about being on the inside is yes. You may be on the bumper.

But I can get on that car's left tire and actually be ahead of you in that car. They call that sticking. You knows it.

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