Happy New Year, everybody. Welcome to the first episode of the year of the Disc Only podcast.

Welcome, everybody, to the Disc Only podcast, the podcast that exists still somehow into now three separate years.

This is officially the third calendar year that Disc Only has existed in, and we're still not sure how.

I'm your main host, Proton John, and this year my New Year's resolution was to actually remember the things that I think of and make me laugh at the beginning

of the day by the end of the day. So far, I have not succeeded. My name is Tom Fox, and my

New Year's resolution is to adopt a more exciting intro. Uh, I'm, sorry, I yawned. Uh, I didn't plan on it. I thought it was going to be a burp

and I started to try and formulate the burp and my body was like,

it ain't ready dude, so turn it into a like a yawn sigh and I was like, oh okay.

Anyway, I'm Steven. I didn't say that part and I'm Jared and

my new year's resolution is to always intro last wait I'm already doing that never

you're doing great you're doing that you're doing well man it's starting the freaking you're right

let's go proud of you for a genuine second after tom's intro i thought

everyone was parodying me because tom did like the the low energy intro and then stephen yawned i'm

like wow they're just going all in on it right now i'm getting roasted i got so i got this thing

so i got this so this is new information for folks as of like today, except everyone here because I just told you.

But I have a stomach ulcer, apparently.

The doctor thinks I have a stomach ulcer.

One of the weird side effects of it is this feeling of like, you feel like you have to burp, but you can't.

And it's happened a lot.

Is the feeling that tonight's going to be a good night?

If I burp, it'll be, it'll be awesome.

But it probably won't actually relieve like pressure, so I don't know.

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