It is Tuesday, March 31st, 2020, and this is episode COVID-19 of Backside of Magic.

This episode is brought you by the newest attraction at Hollywood Studios, the Robert Iger epic stunt spectacular.

You'll want to arrive early and over-eagerly raise your hand when the board of directors

chooses volunteers named Bob from the audience.

If chosen, you'll stand in for Iger and perform one or more of his responsibilities that he'd rather

not experience, like stubbing his toe, interpreting hard-to-read website captions, and

being tied down on the tracks in front of an oncoming train.

One Lucky Bob might even get costumed into a designer suit and then forced to present

grim earning projections

at the next quarterly meeting.

Along the way, get an inside look at crafty leadership with demonstrations that reveal

how to perfectly style your hair, acquire major film studios, and get the hell out of there

in the nick of time. To see a list of showtimes in maybe May, probably not at least till June,

and mobile order a bowl of dates to Bob Chapec's seat,

visit them on the web at www.org.org legacy distancing.gov.com.

This is Bside of Magic, and I'm Ryan.

With me, as always, is my co-host, Jeremy.

Jeremy, you feeling okay?

I'm all right.

Like everyone, I spend my days stripping bark off of trees to store it as emergency toilet paper.

I may not want to let everybody know where you live.

They'll come steal it.

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