2020: F*cked Less, Cried More, Still Laughed

Girls Gotta Eat

Ashley Hesseltine and Rayna Greenberg

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.5 • 29.6K Ratings

🗓️ 28 December 2020

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

We kicked off 2020 with the episode title/mantra of "Fuck More Cry Less" and well...that took a turn. We're recapping this dumpster fire of a year, but focusing on the lessons learned, positives that came out of it, and all the laughs along the way. We're counting down the Top 10 pop culture moments, revealing our biggest sex surprise of 2020 and sex goals for 2021, and sharing our listeners' thirsty thoughts on our guests from this year as well as their inspiring and hilarious goals for the year to come. We hope you enjoy! Follow us on Instagram @GirlsGottaEatPodcast, Ashley @AshHess, and Rayna @Rayna.Greenberg. Check our website for show dates and merchandise. Thank you to our partners this week: Ritual: Get 10% off during your first 3 months at ritual.com/gge. Calm: Get 40% off a Calm premium subscription at calm.com/gge. Buffy: For $20 off your Buffy comforter, visit buffy.co and enter code GGE. Function of Beauty: Go to functionofbeauty.com/gge to take your hair profile quiz and save 20% on your first haircare order. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Okay, right. What are your sex goals for 2021? I just want to have more sex. I feel like I kicked off.
0:04.8	I'm just happy. Honestly, just to have it.
0:22.0	Hi guys. Welcome back to another episode of Girl's Gotta Eat. Welcome back. It's the New Year's
0:27.8	episode. It's right. I think it's the New Year's episode. I think it's the We Survived 2020
0:33.5	episode. If you're listening, you made it. It's 100% that. If you survive 2020, make some noise.
0:42.4	I saw this being that was like the DJs and the clubs. If you survive coronavirus, make some noise.
0:47.4	Like it's going to be so lit. Oh my god. When I get a vaccine, I'm afraid for myself.
0:52.4	I better just get the hepatitis vaccine. When Dr. Fauci says, you all need to wear masks anymore.
0:58.6	I'm going to go bananas. I'm going to be licking faces. I'm going to be licking buttholes. I'm going
1:04.5	to be licking everything I can stick my tongue on. I'm just going to walk around butthole out. Get it
1:08.8	in there. I'm just going to go blow out people's birthday cakes. Make them eat it. Butthole out.
1:15.6	I'm afraid for my what's going to happen to me. I guys, well, if you're new here, you're just
1:19.6	tooted it. We are. We are a comedy podcast about dating relationships and sex. Co-hosted by
1:26.8	myself Ashley Hasletine. And I am Raina Greenberg, the other co-host. What are you just toodan?
1:31.5	Just like this, you're going to listen to this episode. It's pretty much all stuff that you
1:35.2	kind of need to be familiar with the podcast. Listen, but hey, if you're here and you're new,
1:38.7	I think you're going to laugh about this stuff no matter why. You know, live this year. Yeah,
1:43.0	it was terrible. It's all of us. Okay, where do we start? How it all started? How it started
1:52.9	versus how it's going? Ashley and I had the best two months of our life. My entire life. I said it
1:58.1	last week, but I didn't really elaborate. The first two months of 2020 were the best two months of
2:04.2	my entire existence on this planet. Me too, for a number of years first of all, I wanted my whole
2:10.8	life in New York was to have an apartment. There was like big enough I can have people over.
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