202: Operation Destroy Sydney Opera House

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Comedy

4.8 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 15 October 2020

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Four close man friends gather around to plan the destruction of the Sydney Opera House.

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0:44.5	Andrew's back from retirement. So give him a warm welcome back. Andrew, how was your welcome back?
0:51.2	Andrew. Oh you were talking about me. Hello Andrew. Oh hi. Give us a yes. Give us a warm hand here.
0:59.2	Hello. Welcome back. I just I do that the show couldn't go on without me even though it
1:06.3	easily could. No, I agree. It can't go on without you Andrew. So I like the sticky glue that holds
1:12.6	us all together. If it weren't for you would be gone to the wind. That's right. The overused sticky
1:18.6	glue that keeps everyone to the ground and restrains them from their potential. You need that in every
1:24.8	show. Yeah, it keeps you grounded. Yeah, I'm the on the Venus fly trap that caught the bird instead.
1:32.0	That was supposed to fly high. What does this mean? I'm trying to come up with this beautiful
1:38.4	poetic metaphor of how I'm going to bring us all back down to earth. Keep us grounded because
1:42.8	I don't know last week's episode is probably probably a miraculous amazing achievement in podcasters.
1:48.6	I'm just sure that we know it's just fascinating. But I'm here to set us straight. You know keep us in order.
1:54.8	People expect certain routines from us for let me let me look at the checklist here. I've got a big checklist.
2:00.5	I printed it out how much did you talk about masturbating last week? Not at all actually might see like what the fuck is wrong with you guys.
2:08.5	I leave for one week and this happens. Really? How much did you talk about shitting? I don't believe that.
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