202: Back To School - 90s vs Today, Babies Swimming Reaction, & MLM Facebook Post Exposed

Correct Opinions with Trey Kennedy and Jake Triplett

Society & Culture, Unknown, Improv, Comedy

4.9 • 5.9K Ratings

🗓️ 16 August 2023

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

Back to school list in the 1990s vs today. We react to babies swimming in the pool. Jake dramatically reads a wild pyramid scheme Facebook post.

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0:00.0	Mom, here are the things I need for school this year.
0:03.0	First of all, gel pins.
0:04.0	Mom, this is what I need for school.
0:06.0	She posted on Instagram Story.
0:07.0	I need an apple pin for my iPad.
0:09.0	The scented macas that smell like grape, but don't get you high.
0:12.0	Because DARE is working.
0:14.0	I also need new cartridges for my face.
0:17.0	The teacher never sees! I blow it into my...
0:19.0	Pencil grips. I need new grips for my hoverboard. I also need a leash for my friend. He's a furry now.
0:25.6	The troll dolls that go on top of the pencils that look kind of like they're being sodomized.
0:30.6	He's a good boy.
0:31.6	What do you mean? Where did I learn it? VBS.
0:33.6	Sodom and Gomorrah. Winging bells. The creola crayons with the sharpener in the back.
0:38.3	Lastly, I'll need a really fancy laptop and AR goggles and a riot shield.
0:42.3	In a mechanical pencil so I can look like I'm injecting myself with it.
0:46.3	Go Tigers formerly known as Indians!
0:49.3	Back to school, praying for all the moms out there.
0:52.3	Man, that's to be pretty awesome.
0:56.6	I've been saying that.
0:57.4	I'm like, oh, man, can you imagine that first day when all your kids just go to like
1:02.7	the school all day?
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