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Shutdown Fullcast

2019 Preview, Part 1: The Reddest Teams

Shutdown Fullcast

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Sports, Football

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🗓️ 2 July 2019

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

It's season preview time, and this year we're realigning all* of college football by the only system that matters to us: uniform color! We begin with THE RED CONFERENCE, a twelve team league consisting of Alabama, Minnesota, Mississippi State, Oklahoma, Texas A&M, and Washington Statein one division and Georgia, Nebraska, NC State, Stanford, Utah, and Wisconsin in the other. Who will reign supreme? How will we even decide that? What Bill C. secrets will we reveal, changing your whole understanding of this show? Listen to find out! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Welcome to the shutdown full cast. That's right. See internet's only college football podcast.

0:09.2

Last one standing. We made everyone else quit. Made their asses quit. That means we're in

0:17.4

charge now. Right? Right. I'm right. We're in charge. We can do whatever we want.

0:21.9

I'm kind of torn because like on the on the one hand shore, I like the idea that we

0:26.4

have vanquished all comers on the other hand, I feel like we are now retconning years of

0:33.4

this podcast where we said, but like what does that mean? We said before we were the only

0:38.1

ones. So who's the red conning? I say vacating titles. Wow. Does that make us the NCAA?

0:46.1

The National Collegiate Asking Association. If they honestly, if they just changed their

0:53.8

name to that and did everything else, like kept doing most of the things they're doing,

0:58.2

I'd like them a little more with Mark Emmerk a lot more shark Emmerk. Again, if all of these

1:07.6

things were decided by ladder matches. Yeah. Why is Mark Emmerk wearing the Sam Fisher

1:13.9

night goggles? Why not? Why not? That's right. On the list of by the way, on the list of

1:21.5

video game characters who are extremely unrealistic, he is the most. I know you say, oh, why is a

1:27.0

man doing fairly normal man like things? It'll be an extraordinary, but not for a video

1:32.4

game. Why is he the most unrealistic video game character when the most famous video game

1:37.2

character is in fact, a an Italian man who can jump into toilets and enter a magical world

1:43.5

of fantasy without dying and who fights a giant gorilla who throws barrels at him from

1:48.2

on high? Well, the reason is Sam Fisher is playing herself supposed to be what? Like 50?

1:55.2

Like 52. Yeah. He's real. He's real. Like, I got a kid in college age. I got to take another

2:02.6

job. New I shouldn't have got that time share. He wants to go to grad school. So I got

2:09.9

to stay in the CIA. I think he works though. Cause like, how would a man of 52 years old

2:16.4

approach like we got to infiltrate this base? Oh, can I can I do it sitting down? I'm going

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