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🗓️ 2 July 2019
⏱️ 82 minutes
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0:00.0 | Welcome to the shutdown full cast. That's right. See internet's only college football podcast. |
0:09.2 | Last one standing. We made everyone else quit. Made their asses quit. That means we're in |
0:17.4 | charge now. Right? Right. I'm right. We're in charge. We can do whatever we want. |
0:21.9 | I'm kind of torn because like on the on the one hand shore, I like the idea that we |
0:26.4 | have vanquished all comers on the other hand, I feel like we are now retconning years of |
0:33.4 | this podcast where we said, but like what does that mean? We said before we were the only |
0:38.1 | ones. So who's the red conning? I say vacating titles. Wow. Does that make us the NCAA? |
0:46.1 | The National Collegiate Asking Association. If they honestly, if they just changed their |
0:53.8 | name to that and did everything else, like kept doing most of the things they're doing, |
0:58.2 | I'd like them a little more with Mark Emmerk a lot more shark Emmerk. Again, if all of these |
1:07.6 | things were decided by ladder matches. Yeah. Why is Mark Emmerk wearing the Sam Fisher |
1:13.9 | night goggles? Why not? Why not? That's right. On the list of by the way, on the list of |
1:21.5 | video game characters who are extremely unrealistic, he is the most. I know you say, oh, why is a |
1:27.0 | man doing fairly normal man like things? It'll be an extraordinary, but not for a video |
1:32.4 | game. Why is he the most unrealistic video game character when the most famous video game |
1:37.2 | character is in fact, a an Italian man who can jump into toilets and enter a magical world |
1:43.5 | of fantasy without dying and who fights a giant gorilla who throws barrels at him from |
1:48.2 | on high? Well, the reason is Sam Fisher is playing herself supposed to be what? Like 50? |
1:55.2 | Like 52. Yeah. He's real. He's real. Like, I got a kid in college age. I got to take another |
2:02.6 | job. New I shouldn't have got that time share. He wants to go to grad school. So I got |
2:09.9 | to stay in the CIA. I think he works though. Cause like, how would a man of 52 years old |
2:16.4 | approach like we got to infiltrate this base? Oh, can I can I do it sitting down? I'm going |
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