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The Perez Hilton Podcast with Chris Booker Booker Booker and

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Happy holidays everybody welcome to the PhD. I'm Booker he's Perez and do you want to explain the show? Yeah, how is your Christmas? I don't know we haven't had it yet. I'm actually kind of I'm

actually kind of lying because my girlfriend and I we just couldn't wait I got

back from Chicago this past weekend and she had this one gift on the floor for me and I knew what it was. It was so obvious I looked at it and I said I know what that is. It was this mixer I wanted and I could tell that's what it was. I knew what the box was because I got it for somebody else.

You're such a douche. Why did you even do that though?

Well, because I knew what it was. So that takes the fun away from it. It doesn't take any fun. Yes it does. If she would have put it in the bedroom in the closet I wouldn't have seen it. She did it. Let me get to the point. She did it on purpose because she wanted to open a gift.

So she left it out right in front of me to see and I'm like, well what did you do that for?

Because now I already know what it is. And like you said said it's taking the fun out of it.

She's like all right well go ahead and open it.

So I opened it up and I was happy because I got to use it and I like my new mixer so whatever.

So then she's giving me that look like Like, boy, you gonna give me a gift now?

And I'm like, well, I only really got you one gift

and I haven't even wrapped it yet.

Like it's still in the bedroom.

I hit it in my suitcase.

So it's still got, you know, it's in its original wrapping. It still has a damn price tag on it even.

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