So we forgot one specific person on our list on our last show of amazing

guests that we had. Mr. Mike Vinicore, who has loaned me his studio space for the past four or

five episodes, but he was in the other room and I was thinking about him going,

damn I need to hurry up because he needs to come in and feed the dog. So I would like to have a

specific shout out to my friend Mr. Mike Vinicore who is a awesome dude and I would like to now

ask you Brian, if you had one wish for the holidays for the peoples of the internet and the world,

what would it be? Well, I'll just I'll plagiarize one of my own Facebook rents. It appears I

spend an inordinate amount of time covering this topic, so this is my Christmas wish. My online

axiom number one, no one will ever read anything, ever, ever. You can lay out every possible instance,

every legal ramification, every rule, every conceivable universe that may spawn from any choice anyone

makes, no one will read it. And then they will tweet you and Facebook comments on your post and

email you and write letters and call if you're dumb enough to put up a phone number and bitch and

moan and threaten to call you a poo poo head because they did not read anything. So my wish for

this new year, anytime I have to do a contest or post a promotion or have a ticket sale,

is that people fucking read. That's my wish for the new year. You'd think that since the internet

is generally text based, people would be used to reading right? No, no, they see what they want

and then they ignore everything else and then they ask the question that you answered in the post itself.

Yes, yes, yes, that I've had. I especially like when you send an email and you lay out the words

and when they come back with the email saying, oh, but you forgot this. I'm like, no, that was

sentence number two. Words, words, Jason. I want tickets and I saw a picture of a cat.

Yes, scanning is the way of the future. So I hope that people will read in the future because we do

talk about books quite a bit on the show and books require reading. Yes, you know,

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