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Best of the Left - Leftist Perspectives on Progressive Politics, News, Culture, Economics and Democracy

(2013/03/24) Part 2: In with the new Pope (Special Event)

Best of the Left - Leftist Perspectives on Progressive Politics, News, Culture, Economics and Democracy

Jay Tomlinson

Politics, News Commentary, News

4.53.4K Ratings

🗓️ 24 March 2013

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

Edition #701

Part 2: In with the new Pope

Ch. 1: Intro - Theme: A Fond Farewell, Elliott Smith

Ch. 2: Act 1: Pick-A-Pope - Mark Fiore's Animation - Air Date: 02-25-13

Ch. 3: Song 1: Batman Theme - Neal Hefti

Ch. 4: Act 2: New Progressive Pope? - The Young Turks - Air Date: 03-14-13

Ch. 5: Song 2: Habemus Papam - John Grassadonia

Ch. 6: Act 3: Two Hundred Sixty-Six Popes and Counting - Jimmy Dore Show - Air Date 3-15-13

Ch. 7: Song 3: Early in the morning - Peter, Paul & Mary

Ch. 8: Act 4: The Pope and The Dirty War - The Progressive - Air Date: 3-14-13

Ch. 9: Song 4: Come clean - Hilary Duff

Ch. 10: Act 5: Pope Francis 'Dirty War' Allegations Apparently False - David Pakman Show - Air Date: 03-19-13

Ch. 11: Song 5: Don't Cry for me Argentina - Me First and the Gimme Gimmes

Ch. 12: Act 6: White Smoke From The Papal Conclave - The Bugle - Air Date 3-15-13

Ch. 13: Song 6: Cigarette smoke - Arctic Monkeys

Ch. 14: Act 7: Has the Pope Ever Made a Mistake? - The Young Turks - Air Date: 03-14-13

Ch. 15: Song 7: Never wrong - Foreign Born

Ch. 16: Act 8: Campaigning For Pontiff - David Feldman Show - Air Date 3-15-13

Ch. 17: Song 8: God? - The Dodos

Ch. 18: Act 9: Criticism For Catholicism - Jimmy Dore Show - Air Date 3-15-13

Voicemails:

Ch. 19: There are still good people in the church - Morgan from Chicago

Ch. 20: Praise for the voicemail section of the show - Dave from Olympia, WA

Ch. 21: Progressives, conservatives and immigrants - Colin from Cleveland, OH

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Voicemail Music:

Loud Pipes - Ratatat

Ch. 22: Final comments on Lake Woebegone and an A-Bomb of understanding

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0:00.0

This program is made possible by the members and donors to the show.

0:05.7

For details, visit the membership tab at bestablef.com.

0:08.8

Now, welcome to the award-winning Best of the Left podcast with clips today from MarkFury.com,

0:13.4

The Young Turks, The Jimmy Dore Show, The Progressive, The David Pakman Show, The Bugle,

0:17.7

and The David Feldman Show.

0:19.2

And be warned that this episode focuses on the Catholic Church and is therefore inappropriate

0:23.1

for all ages.

0:30.2

With the Pope resigning and scandals festering the Catholic Church is in crisis, hurry to the conclave!

0:38.2

In their ancient meeting chamber, Red Rove Cardinals from across the globe must battle corruption

0:43.4

and disgrace and find a new face.

0:46.2

The Dean of the Cardinals, Angelo the Clam Sedano excels at the dark art of the pedophile cover-up

0:52.4

and has swept some of the evilest abusers under vatic investments.

0:57.0

While Cardinal Mahoney, the Schuffler, arrived at the conclave, fresh off the deposition delving

1:02.2

into his past crimes of hiding child rapists, in various states and countries.

1:07.6

Maybe German Cardinal Ratzinger is the one, and people won't notice he helped keep crimes

1:12.6

hidden too.

1:13.6

Oops, he's already been Pope, and is off to live in a freshly remodeled 4300 square foot

1:19.0

cloistered annery with tastefully appointed immunity.

1:22.6

Out with the nuns, in with the former Pope.

1:25.7

Maybe it'll be a bold, fresh American Pope like Cardinal Tim Dolan, who paid predators

1:30.9

$20,000 to make them go away.

1:33.7

Whoever said the money changers can't work for you, but surely this character isn't fit

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