So I'm at a sales meeting with a big client and it happens. I get the itchy eye.

You know, the kind that requires immediate attention. I can't take care of it right there in front of everyone,

so I just start sliding back and forth in my chair.

I look like an idiot and I'm praying nobody notices.

Is there anything I can do about embarrassing personal itching?

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I'm an avid jogger, but when my personal itching gets out of control,

I have to veer off the trail and slide my butt along the grass until my itchy eye comes down.

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the eye. Within minutes you'll feel relief and you can get back on with your life again.

My golf buddies used to bust my chops because I always had my hand down the back of my pants.

What a drag. And guess who never got a handshake once the round was over.

You don't need to suffer.

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I feel like I'm in control again.

I don't have to worry anymore.

And I can go sledding with my kids.

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With Stinking X somewhere and underwear again,

and I can actually go out to restaurants. Oh and did I tell you I'm cutting my

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