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Now folks, the Supreme Court may be back in session, but I'll do the judging. Tip of the half wagon of the finger.

Folks, I am a huge fan of the Bible. It affirms my most fundamental beliefs. Man is simple,

we are redeemed only through the grace of God, and Justin has left Jessica for Rihanna.

That last one is either from the Bible or Us magazine. I keep them both by the toilet.

But even the inherent word of God has its flaws, which is why I am giving a tip of the hat to conserve a pedia.

A conservative online reference tool modeled on Wikipedia, which is trying to create a conservative version of the Bible,

because they say the Bible is full of liberal media bias. And that is so true folks.

After all, the Bible says Jesus fed the poor. It should say he fed the rich and let the loaves and fishes trickle down.

Now, thank you.

Conservapedia wants its users to identify pro-liberal terms used in existing Bible translations.

For instance, in the Bible it says, the meek shall inherit the earth. Liberal clap trap.

Clearly what Jesus meant was, the meek shall inherit the earth if we can repeal the federal estate tax.

Seriously, 45% for a state's over 3.5 million, spare it for me.

Conservapedia also calls for users to express free market parables.

Hey, I've said it before. Instead of throwing up the money changers from the temple,

Jesus should have offered a competing credit card with a low introductory rate and a rewards program.

Over 300 points get to eternal salvation, though some blackout dates apply.

I think that it's brainwashing to a silly line of making changes to your windows.

It will give a new perspective.

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