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I'm Alice.

And I'm Brett.

And this is the prosecutor's legal news.

I'm Alice. Welcome back to the prosecutor's legal briefs.

I'm your host, Alice, and I'm joined as always by my facetious co-host, Brett.

I'm not being facetious when I say that the sexy cigarette voice.

It really works for you, Alice.

You should smoke packs of cigarettes a day more often.

You know, someone, so many people complain about my voice that it sounds apparently feminine.

I'm just kidding.

I'm reading between the lines that people don't like my voice because it is a feminine voice. I thought I would smoke a pack today. Just kidding. I'm deathly ill. But even if I'm deathly ill, I still love me some puns. And that was a pretty good one. Because facetious is one of my favorite words. But's not what we're talking about yeah we had to get

this recording in before alice passed on to the next world so this might be the last one hope you

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