Welcome to Night Vale has some pretty dope merch.

Don't believe me?

Go to welcometonightvail.com and click on store.

You'll find all kinds of great t-shirts, leggings, blanket, stickers, posters, mugs, and

so on.

In fact, even if you've been to our merch store before, it's different now.

We're constantly taking down old things and putting up new things.

So if something looks pretty dope to you, get it soon because who knows if it'll be

there long.

Some new items we just got in.

A Night Vale Parks Department sweatshirt with a 5-eyed bear by Jessica Hayworth, a big

Rico's apron by Rob Wilson, a cat show poster by Ryan Astrada, a really great Night Vale

spider wolves baseball cap, and some super creepy but incredibly beautiful blankets and

beach towels also from Jessica Hayworth.

Plus we have dozens more dope things for you or someone you love.

Let's go to welcometonightvail.com and click on store to see it all.

I'm waiting on a package and I think it arrives today, listeners.

You know that feeling deep within your belly like going over a hill too fast or when you

have a really large liver parasite.

That's what delivery day is like for me.

Many of you know about the delivery man.

He wears shiny black shoes, perfectly pressed pants, and a mariners cap, cocked jauntily

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