Good morning, you're listening to The Dollop.

This is a biweekly American history podcast each week.

I, comedian Dave Anthony, would you story to my friend?

Fellow comedian, Gareth Reynolds, who has no idea what the topic is going to be about.

And I just want to point out, I don't know if we should timestamp these podcasts.

We don't know if someone's listening to it in the morning.

My guess is some are, but probably a good amount aren't just by sheer odds.

Would you look at me at least when I talk to you?

Is there any way that we can have a connection during a conversation,

or are you just going to, even before we started the podcast, you just got to,

you know what I mean?

Do you look at me, please, sir?

Sir, hello?

Yeah.

Hey, it's Gareth calling.

Anyone there?

Anyway, now that you guys have had your morning coffee, let's get into this podcast.

No, do you want to look at it?

I'll do one thought.

People say this is funny.

Not Gary Gareth.

Dave, okay.

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