#201: Paid Regular (@AriShaffir)

Ari Shaffir's Skeptic Tank

Ari Shaffir

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🗓️ 16 January 2015

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

The story of how I became a paid regular at the Comedy Store. From when I started comedy to when I got passed to when I made the announcement that I'll be filming my special in the Original Room. This was originally the intro to episode 180: Haole 5-0 but I thought I'd upload it on it's own the day my special comes out. It airs tonight (Friday night) at midnight/11pm central on Comedy Central. It's called Paid Regular and it's available at www.AriShaffir.com or at Comedy Central On Demand.

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0:00.0	I asked Cory, I was like, hey, Mitzie said for me to set up a showcase and Cory was like,
0:04.2	wow, a showcase, that's big.
0:06.3	And everyone started talking about it.
0:08.2	All the employees like, that's big man.
0:09.6	You can get a made-up-aid regular.
0:11.0	It's been a big moment for you.
0:12.8	I started getting nervous, man.
0:14.5	I was getting nervous.
0:15.5	I didn't know it was a big thing when I asked.
0:17.3	I just wanted some advice from a lady who fucking watched a lot of comedians.
0:21.7	She watched Kinnison.
0:22.7	She watched prior, night after night.
0:26.3	I seen you finish a hunt, break time.
0:33.3	Everyday we fade apart.
0:40.1	I don't care about the sunshine yet.
0:45.7	Cause my mom, my mom coming home.
0:55.2	I'm happy to leave home.
1:03.2	Hello everybody.
1:04.7	Welcome to our eShapheret's skeptic tank.
1:07.2	I'm Arie Shafir.
1:09.2	On today's episode, so here's a deal.
1:10.7	My special comes out tonight.
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