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Two Dykes And A Mic

#201 - Kenz and Ray Are Hooking Up

Two Dykes And A Mic

McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon

Health & Fitness, Sexuality

4.91.3K Ratings

🗓️ 4 April 2023

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

This week on Two Dykes and a Mic, hosts McKenzie Goodwin and Rachel Scanlon discuss hooking up, Dr.Pepper being a lesbian, being in love with your bff, impressing your crush and more!

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Transcript

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0:00.0

We are the greatest Dykes in the world.

0:07.0

Mackenzie Goodwin, Rachel Scanlon,

0:12.0

Worldwide Dykes for life,

0:14.0

Hey!

0:15.0

Two Dites, two Dites, two Dites,

0:17.0

one Mike, one Mike, one Mike,

0:19.0

one Mike, yeah, two Dites,

0:22.0

who Dites, who Dites,, we nights, we nights, we nights, yeah. Everyone wants to know, like what's the, how do I get an Askedike on the episode?

0:41.5

Like how do you pick, how do you pick how do you pick compliment my quads.

0:44.6

Yeah that'll happen if you compliment Rachel or you spell my name right those are the

0:51.1

two ways we're not sponsored by DDP. So you're going to say that I can't drink a pink colored pop?

0:59.2

No, you can drink a pink colored pop. this is me dude. This is my fuel.

1:03.6

You gotta cover the label. Hey I wish DDP would sponsor my gay ass. I know same.

1:08.6

DDP have you you know I gave you this flavor? I'll tell you right now and we are not sponsored by

1:13.8

DDP say it Dr pepper diet Dr pepper I will say this out of sodas that is the most lesbian soda that there is this you mean the

1:26.3

particular flavor Dr pepper is lesbian and tell me why everything it, what do you mean?

1:34.0

The coloring?

1:35.0

No, listen, the flavor, caffeine?

1:38.0

It's the coloring, it's all of the marketing they've ever done, which is always geared towards like,

1:42.0

ugh, type of guys, it always geared towards like

1:45.0

type of guys it's geared towards truckers.

1:47.0

Oh my God. Like Dr. Pepper is a lesbian.

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