201: How to Survive in the Wild

Zane and Heath: Unfiltered

Zane & Heath

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.9 • 34.8K Ratings

🗓️ 9 October 2023

⏱️ 71 minutes

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0:00.0	You look good with your hair up. Sorry I'm staring. Thank you. You're welcome. You do too.
0:05.2	Thank you. You shouldn't stare. It's weird. You should ask first. May I stare at you, please?
0:09.6	Read her body language. Oh. Read my body language.
0:14.9	Matt, that's a great shirt. Thank you. I just got it. It's definitely new. Yeah. Cricket.
0:19.2	Still got them folds down the side, boy.
0:21.6	I always get a little embarrassed when I wear new shirts and it has like, you could tell
0:25.6	like it's so embarrassing.
0:27.6	Or it's so embarrassing when there's a tag on your shirt, it's like, oh, you just bought
0:31.6	that.
0:32.6	Oh, yeah.
0:33.6	Like the medium.
0:34.6	Yeah, why is it embarrassing? Because you want people to think that you've had the shirt for a long time where it's like
0:39.3	been in your closet.
0:40.3	Because if it's not like a cool shirt, it's like not the best shirt, you were just like, you just bought that?
0:45.3	Like people just know how excited you were to get that shirt.
0:47.3	Yeah, like you threw that on.
0:49.3	You just bought it.
0:50.3	You couldn't even check the tag first.
0:51.3	Oh man. I remember I had a 32 sticker. You remember?
0:55.5	Oh, yeah. The size. Oh, a pants sticker is the worst. Was that when we were recording?
1:01.3	No, this was in high school. I had it on the me recently? It was probably a couple weeks ago. I went shooting with my chiropractor.
1:13.8	That's a sentence I never thought I met up with them.
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