meta_pixel
Tapesearch Logo
Log in
Congratulations with Chris D'Elia

201. Horizontal In His Cock

Congratulations with Chris D'Elia

Chris D'Elia

Society & Culture, Comedy, Tv & Film

4.826.5K Ratings

🗓️ 28 July 2021

⏱️ 55 minutes

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

🎟 Catch the uncut/extended episode—as well as 1 entire bonus episode per month—over on Patreon: https://patreon.com/chrisdelia In this week's episode Chris talks about Bezos' rocket ride, the McGregor v Poirier fight, and takes a look at some of his TikTok comments. He also takes a trip to Flavortown. 🎽 Merch: https://store.chrisdelia.com Spread the love using the hashtag #congratulationspod on Instagram and everywhere else, and don't forget to rate, review, listen on iTunes, Google, Spotify, Stitcher, or your favorite podcast app. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0

Hey guys, welcome to episode 201 of Congargulations.

0:04.6

Crazy. Crazy. Crazy. Crazy.

0:10.2

Oh man, you know we did it. We pranked it dude and it's such a good time man. I worked

0:20.8

our real hard. Well I'll just go through it with you man. I did lunges. I did 200 lunges

0:26.5

up my uphill street. I did it in 17 minutes. I tried to beat my time. That's what I did.

0:32.7

I did it in 20 minutes last time and I was like I bet I could beat it really a lot and

0:37.6

I did. I did it. I did it and I beat it in 3 minutes. Oh and I didn't just do lunges.

0:42.8

I held 45s in each hand. Sorry to break your heart strong guys. But I held 45s in each

0:53.4

hand and I did 200. So sorry to break your heart strong guys. So I did it and I did it in

1:04.6

17 minutes. Sorry to break your heart strong guys. So yeah and that's just kind of the

1:15.5

fucking siligust mode we're in right now you know. That made me completely out of breath

1:20.1

because I'm still struggling for a hair from doing that. But I also did that and then

1:23.5

what else did I do. I did. Wow I forget. I know I did oh I did step through this bro.

1:32.4

Those will kill you just where you step forward and then backwards and forward and backwards

1:37.4

and forward and backwards and forward in their lunges as well. So your boy was doing so

1:41.8

many lunges it was crazy and I did those. I did four rounds of that and then I did four

1:47.5

rounds of squats where I just fucking your boy held 45s. Hello 45s you're working over

1:53.9

time today and I held them above right here and I just did squattings and then I fucking

1:58.2

dropped one and I did more squattings and I dropped two and I did the last squatting.

2:02.2

So okay sorry strong guys. So sue me. What are we doing here? You know what I mean? So

2:07.6

it was great and I had a good workout and I was tired for fucking three hours. I ate

2:11.6

a protein shake and then ate some fucking chimkin. So it's all good dude and it's fun and

...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Chris D'Elia, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Chris D'Elia and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.

Copyright © Tapesearch 2025.