Just your reminder to subscribe. And it's a little bit longer of an intro today. So hey, check out the markers if you want to get into the stories. Thanks guys. Enjoy the episode. Will they not even forgive me, but understand like I'm not PC, you know? So like don't come here. Come here if you want to be offended. But don't come here like looking for, you know, good takes. They're all terrible.

Okay. I love that this is the energy we're starting off with today. This is going to be so, so good. And I know hearing you say this, I know I picked

the right theme for you. I'm so excited because is it still like Reddit? Like, still Reddit. Okay.

And a lot of people get scared because like, you know, I'm a Reddit sluice. Are you? Yes. You know,

sometimes when you're so hungover, you need to feel something.

And preferably it's like something bad.

I feel so bad about how much I drank and blacking out that I just need to feel worse about something else.

Right.

Like I need to have some kind of emotion and I need a distraction.

So one time I watched my ex-boyfriend's wedding live on Instagram stories when I was so long over.

It did the job.

I felt all right.

I would have needed a padded room.

Yeah.

No, literally, I should have been admitted to the hospital.

Checking yourself into the ICU where you used to work.

Hailed doll.

So then when I was on Bachelorette, I did a similar thing.

I was so hungover.

I forget where I was, but I was in like an Airbnb.

And then I looked up my name and it got the job done.

It was terrible.

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