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Now welcome to the BestOfLeft podcast with clips today from the Colbert Report, Countdown,

The Rachel Maddo Show, The Onion Radio News, On The Media, and The Daily Show.

It's a great time of year, summer is here, and that only means one thing, exorcisms.

It is so much more fun forcing the demon out of a possessed body when you can do it on the patio.

You don't have to clean the vomit off your walls.

But today, the secular Susies are up in arms over this video of an exorcism in Bridgeport, Connecticut,

meant to cast the homosexual demon out of a teenage boy.

The full clip can be seen on Sunday's episode of America's least tolerant home videos.

Now the boys defenders say, you can't change someone's sexuality through prayer, and they have a point.

It hasn't worked for the millions of teenage girls praying over Adam Lambert.

It was a bit of a shocker for me, by the way.

But what people are ignoring here is the real danger posed by casting the demon out of this teenager.

Now there's a gay demon on the loose.

Come on.

I mean, this poltergaste was perfectly harmless inside that gay teen, but now it's on the prowl.

Now looking to inhabit a new host, he can come for any one of us.

Fortunately, I have everything I need to protect myself against gay demons.

I have a copy of the straight Bible, larger than life, the biography of Wilts Chamberlain.

I have this Makita cordless trill with a five-eighths bit.

No wait, that might attract a lesbian demon.

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