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Funny How Life Works

#200 When I Was Homeless When I Opened For Jerry Seinfeld (Part I)

Funny How Life Works

Michael Jr.

Learning, Comedian, Improv, Self Improvement, Self-improvement, Inspiration, Encouragement, Growth, Education, Comedy, Religious

4.8877 Ratings

🗓️ 25 July 2023

⏱️ 27 minutes

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Summary

Join Michael Jr. and his co-host Pastor Kyle for the first of two episodes about Michael's beginnings in comedy in New York. Digging deeper into stories shared in his book "Funny How Life Works", Michael talks about what it was like to move to New York City to follow his dream with no backup plan, living on $5 a day, and how God spoke to him even when he didn't know God. Be sure to join us for Part 2 in our next episode!Non-Sponsor Sponsor:MinniesFoodPantry.orgSent ChurchSentChurch.ccHave you...

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0:00.0

And George Wallace said, you're funny to Clinton.

0:01.3

And he says to me, I'd like you to do a show with me and my best friend

0:04.0

in a couple nights.

0:04.7

He appreciated me that much that he would share the stage of me on purpose.

0:08.2

I'm blown back.

0:10.4

I get to the show is me George Wallace Jerry Dogg on Seinfeld.

0:17.0

You want to open up to the show?

0:22.0

It takes two to make a thing go right?

0:25.0

That's just weird. It takes two to make it out of sight.

0:29.0

My name is Kyle, I got a real fucking concept.

0:32.0

Listen up, because I'm going to give you a step right now.

0:35.0

I got an idea that I want to share.

0:36.7

You don't like it, so what, I don't care.

0:39.1

That is Rob base.

0:39.8

Rob base.

0:41.0

He had one song, it was dope.

0:42.4

It takes too, man. It takes two man. It takes

0:44.3

no. It takes two. Really that's the only one. Oh no.

0:47.9

Who's that said I want to rock right now. I'm my bass and I came to get down.

0:51.6

I'm not an intonestally. No, but I'm known to rock a microphone because I get stupid,

0:56.0

I mean I'm amazing.

0:58.0

Why is boys have to be so high pitch?

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