#200: The Bicentennial Battle

Tell 'Em Steve Dave EP. 1-299

TESD 1-299

Comedy

4.9 • 606 Ratings

🗓️ 23 February 2021

⏱️ 180 minutes

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Summary

In this, the 200th episode of Tell ‘Em Steve Dave, Team What Say You Steve-Dave (Bry, Sal & Q) face off against Team I Sell Nuts (Ming, Mike & Sunday Jeff) in a competition of games & debates. When Bry goes nuclear, Walt declares his rap a ‘war crime’.

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0:00.0	Uh, Hulu Plus, boys.
0:02.1	That's TV on your internet, right?
0:03.8	That's TV on your device, your phone, your what have you, as I say.
0:09.9	I use it.
0:10.7	I use it.
0:11.8	Hulu Plus.
0:12.4	Hulu Plus.
0:13.2	Fuck yeah, man.
0:14.0	Why wouldn't you?
0:14.6	Fucking use it all the time, man.
0:17.8	You know, you run around wherever you are, man.
0:20.5	Your TV's with you. You know, you can watch an entire season. Let's say you're in a hotel room all by yourself. Nothing but your iPad to keep your company. Yeah. I got to return this thing for a fucking regular size one. The minnie's just not working for me. It's too little, huh? It's just too little.
0:38.7	Give it the Sunday, Jeff.
0:39.6	It fits perfect in his hands. Yeah, little hands. Oh, you don't know what we're talking about? Well, I guess you better get the Christmas pod then because... No, no, no. They got the fiasco pod. Oh, my gosh. Too many bonus pods. Like Monopoly money, I told you.
0:37.9	What is it?
0:38.7	Huluplus.com slash T-E-S-D. And, uh, yeah, it's $7.99 a month. Two weeks for free. So you can check it out. Make sure you like it. You know? Yeah. You don't like it. Fuck them then. Fuck off. I mean, I don't know how many times we've got to tell you about this Hulu Plus.
1:12.6	I feel like every week it's the same.
1:14.0	Yeah.
1:14.4	It's the same story. It's a never anything. So just get it. Just do us a favor and get it so we can stop talking about it and everybody can be happy. You know? people don't want to hear fucking ads, then here you go.
1:09.7	If everybody gets it.
1:11.0	But if everybody gets it, then we're too successful and everybody want to hear fucking ads, then here you go. If everybody gets it.
1:28.2	But if everybody gets it, then we're too successful and everybody wants to do more ants.
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