200 HARDCORE Rappers Invited By China To Compete But It Turns Into a Comedy Show

Moral Of The Story

Stephanie Soo

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.9 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 12 September 2025

⏱️ 49 minutes

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They’re here to compete for the title - as the number one rapper of China. That’s why they’re here. They have proven themselves to be the most hardcore rappers in China. The “Rap of China” competition style reality show is going to be the most hardcore thing to hit the screens. That’s what everyone is saying. The rappers are going to release diss tracks about each other and fight to the death. But instead - the entire season consists of rap songs about ice cream, 10 hamburgers, and a viral diss track about Disney. Why is every single contestant a comedian.

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0:00.0	There's this viral
0:15.0	A guvra.
0:28.2	There's this viral video of a Korean rapper, a female Korean rapper, rapping about Piu-Pus.
0:29.3	She's literally standing there, a white studio background, mic hanging in front of her, and she's
0:33.7	like, like, da-da-da-da-da-poh!
0:36.6	Like literally, she thinks she's shooting people with her finger guns
0:41.0	and let me tell you this woman put every fiber of her soul into this song every ounce of her being was so
0:50.4	passionate about weapons of mass destruction you open the the comments. Everybody's giggling at her.
0:55.0	Like, ma'am, your country don't even have guns. Ma'am, your cops don't even have guns.
1:01.4	Ma'am, your country's weapons of mass destruction are K-pop light sticks. That's when I started laying in bed
1:07.7	and I was thinking, you know that show that my husband talks about all the time? he loves so much? I kind of want to watch it. I kind of want to be bonded to him. I feel like there are a few things. Oh my God. No, there are a few things where sometimes he'll like save a TikTok and then he'll be scrolling and I'm like, can you show me your hearted TikToks and I'll like scroll through his hearted TikToks and one of them is in Mandarin and it's just a
1:31.7	Chinese girl like picking I don't know a husband or something and it's funny and he's explaining it to me
1:36.7	and then midway translation he's like I you just don't get it I can't talk to you about this
1:43.2	and then he'll stop he'll stop so I'm like you know what I get it. I can't talk to you about this. And then he'll stop.
1:44.6	He'll stop.
1:45.2	So I'm like, you know what?
1:46.2	I will get educated.
1:47.7	I will get educated in your culture. You have been so well-versed in Korean culture these days. So I'm doing this for you. I'm not even- You're pretty well-versed. Thank you. I know. I feel like I'm more Chinese than you sometimes.
1:59.4	You're the expert of Chinaverse.
2:01.0	No, it's actually crazy.
2:02.8	Okay, no, it's funny because we have nieces. And she's like just now learning that we're Korean. And she'll like go around the table at dinner and she'll be like, mommy's Korean, daddy's Korean, and then she'll say Panda is Chinese, emo Tiffany is Chinese, and then she has no idea what the fuck I am.
2:18.5	She's so lost.
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