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The Tim Dillon Show

200: 200 - Knife Fights In Malibu

The Tim Dillon Show

The Tim Dillon Show

News, News Commentary, Comedy

4.812.2K Ratings

🗓️ 17 May 2020

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

The 200th episode of The Tim Dillon Show. Tim talks Billy Boy blocking out the sun, dining restrictions in Long Island, and the celebrities on cameo all while enjoying a bowl of Magic Spoon dot com slash Tim Dillon. Bonus Episodes every week: https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow Live Dates: http://timdilloncomedy.com/#shows Merch: https://www.bonfire.com/store/the-tim-dillon-show/ Please Support Our Sponsors: www.ridge.com/tim to get 10% off a ridge wallet. https://www.sheathunderwear.com/ and

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Sell your car the Motoway way where dealers compete to give you their best price compete like a rap battle

0:10.1

Kind of like

0:13.1

Man that ride is nice. I'll give you a really really really good price

0:18.6

Please stop the dealers compete so you get their best price for your car no way yes

0:24.1

Way Motoway the way to sell your car

0:27.4

Teasing sees the fly visit motoway.co.uk

0:30.8

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dylan show. I am sunburned again, and I've aloe vera on my face now, so

0:36.9

I look shiny and red

0:39.5

And you can ridicule that if you'd like, but I got that sunburn in a

0:45.8

At least a seven million dollar home. It was a stunning estate and

0:50.9

Many of you

0:52.4

Let's just put it this way. It wasn't your average lake house, okay?

0:56.3

I know you out there. Well, it's just it's the same beach. It ain't it truly ain't

1:03.0

LAPD now testing wants to test everyone for coronavirus that they arrest so if you cannot get a coronavirus test in Los Angeles commit a crime

1:14.4

commit a crime and you'll be taken care of no problem

1:20.1

We've got our magic spoon for our 200th episode. We'll be treating ourselves to some magic spoon

1:26.6

Zero grams of sugar three net carbs 11 grams of protein and of course some almond milk, you know, it's the we're not gonna talk about them because they don't fucking give us anything. Fuck them

1:37.1

That's what it is out here

1:40.0

um

1:42.0

My dad we're gonna get into this later on in the episode, but my father sent me a

1:47.9

I don't know what you would call it

1:50.2

It's just the it's the rules

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