20 What About Ben's Balls? (Ben DeMarco)

How C*m

Remy Kassimir

Comedy, Sexuality, Health & Fitness, Sex, Funny, Learning, Education, Fun, Girltalk, Humor

4.8 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 10 August 2020

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

It's a penis and balls episode! Ben is back to talk about why him and Remy don't bang often anymore, the famous 90's toy he used to masturbate with as a child, and a genital surgery he might need to undergo in the future. Gavriel tells us about the time they had emergency testicular torsion surgery and Ben almost faints; twice.

We also uncover a rampant lie that Ben has been telling about his own "virginity loss" story, Ben reveals to the Cumpanions how he blew up his hand this week and Remy accidentally blurts out one of the weirdest time-traveling fantasies of all time.

Trigger Warning: Injuries, surgeries, and beatboxing

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Transcript

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0:00.0	You guys this episode is recorded in three parts. The technology was not with us this week.
0:08.0	Nope. Nope. This internet is like so fucking bad. Tech knew can suck my ass.
0:13.0	And yeah. What? Can suck your ass?
0:16.0	Tech knew he's the god of technology. He hates women and gay people.
0:20.0	Tech knew? Yeah. Okay.
0:22.0	I was like, is that an internet company? I was like, why do you hate tech now?
0:27.0	No, it's a it's a how come thing. Okay. Funny. Tech knew.
0:31.0	How come? How come? How come? How come I can't achieve? How come I can't achieve?
0:37.0	I'm rolling up my sleeve. I'm rolling up my sleeves. Oh, maybe I believe these guests can help.
0:45.0	Cause I can't do it but myself. I want to just.
0:49.0	Hello, everyone. Welcome back to how come? Oh, this is so exciting.
0:54.0	It's episode 20, which is always what about Ben or what about Ben's roommate?
1:00.0	It's my episode. It's Ben's episode. That's when I come in.
1:03.0	And that's only when I'm supposed to come in, but it's been quarantine.
1:06.0	And I've been around a lot this season. Yeah. It's been the only person I've been able to get good audio quality out of.
1:12.0	True. Yeah. And sometimes not that great because I sometimes move the mic around.
1:17.0	Stop it. Please. And sometimes I'd be boxing. No, please, please. No, no, no, no, no.
1:22.0	No, that's not what we're here for. Patreon knows more about what's to come than the rest of you.
1:29.0	We haven't really talked about like our sex life this season.
1:33.0	Who made you? I guess I'll have you with like having to do it quietly with like rain Jane and stuff.
1:40.0	But like we haven't talked about like other reasons why we haven't been banging really.
1:47.0	There's a few. Yeah. Whoa. What are the other one? What do you mean? What are you talking about?
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