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Good evening, gentle listeners or watchers, and welcome to Distractable.

This episode.

Bickering Bob, beloved of elongated animals, has his pals play time diluted, true or false.

Wheeling Wade has an aneurysm over assholes and doesn't know his monsters, writes,

Dicks or Corsicans.

Maidenly Mark is incensed by Apple's inefficiency, sings Beetlejuice, begets his ships, geometry, and Corvide.

From podcast affection to brilliant braining.

Yes. It's time for 20 simple questions.

Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.

Hello and welcome back to every giraffe's favorite podcast.

That's right, you're listening to Distractable.

I talked to them.

You know, at the zoo, you can go and you could pay five bucks, you could feed the giraffe.

I did that.

And I was like, hey, what's your favorite podcast?

All five of them answered distractable.

Which means that basically every giraffe in the world probably listens, which I feel like is a pretty cool thing.

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