20. Scotty Landes

Live To Tape with Johnny Pemberton

Johnny Pemberton

Comedy

4.9 • 562 Ratings

🗓️ 6 March 2017

⏱️ 97 minutes

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Summary

The ole mudflap of Maryland himself, travel guru and unofficial international toastmaster spokesperson, Scotty Landes, visits the talking place for heaps of interesting tales and advice. Indulge! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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0:00.0	When you save on auto insurance for driving safe with USAA Safe Pilot, you'll feel like a big deal.
0:07.1	Even in a traffic jam.
0:09.6	Save up to 30% with USAA Safe Pilot.
0:12.6	Restrictions apply.
0:17.2	Terrell Audio.
0:19.2	Check, checkersers Check me out
0:22.6	What's that? What's that?
0:23.6	That's hot.
0:24.6	It's a little hot.
0:26.6	What's that buzz?
0:27.6	Yeah
0:28.6	Choo-dood-dood-d-d-do-do-do-do
0:30.6	Is the cable or the game?
0:33.6	Senna-sah
0:36.6	Not. That's not good. Saj. of the game. Senna, Zah.
0:39.9	That's not good.
0:41.0	Saj.
0:42.1	Sag. Sag. Sagittarius.
0:42.8	Sedgwick.
0:44.5	Sorgon.
0:46.8	Seps.
0:48.2	Stand down.
	...

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